Kaylee ,'Serenity'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Susan W., on a Buffista-style pregnancy:
Thing is, all the tender moments you're supposed to cry over? So far I haven't. Apparently most women cry when they first hear the heartbeat. DH and I just looked at each other, and said in our best horror movie voices, "It's ALIVE! ALIIIIIVE!"
In BBaBB...
Astarte: So, forgive me if this has already been discussed to death, but, well, Buffista...
In Natter:
Rio
HALLO FUCKAHOLIX
Sean
HI RIO
HI EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS SEAN, AND I'M A FUCKAHOLIC
context, shmontext:
Susan W.:Don't know about possum, but my dad claims there's good eatin' on a squirrel.
billytea: It'd have to be a big-ass squirrel.
What? Everyone knows the ass is the best part.
Nicole in Bitches, on her new job
It has come to my attention that the top two selling beers are Miller and Budweiser. Coors is currently #3.
As I would love a permanent position with Coors, I ask everyone to buy Coors instead of the other two until further notice.
I would - but I don't really like Coors. Grew up calling it Rocky Mountain Piss Water. (Don't tell my supervisor.)
Thanks!
Daniel C. Jensen:
I've been told by reliable authority that Carrot Top can pass as a normal human being when he wishes.
In fact, since I was told this, it seems like they've been toning Carrot Top down in the commercials lately.
Unless maybe I'm getting used to being beaten in the head by a hammer.
erinaceous, my own personal goddess, in the Music thread:
Most coinage claims are bunk, anyway. My theory is that good words lurk in the oversoul and jump out into multiple hosts whenever they can.
In Natter 17,
joe boucher: Truly inspired casting. Doubt I'll watch, but still.
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Tammy Faye Messner and Ron Jeremy are among the once and future stars sharing a Hollywood Hills mansion during the second season of the WB's "The Surreal Life."
The former televangelist's wife and the porn king will live in the house and act as hosts for 11 days. They'll have four other roommates: rapper Vanilla Ice, "CHiPs" actor Erik Estrada, former "Baywatch" actress Traci Bingham and "Real World: Las Vegas" cast member Trishelle. They'll also have a celebrity guest move in each week on the reality show, which began shooting Monday.
kat perez: How does a former Real World cast member even qualify as a washed up star? Give me Jo from The Facts of Life, or maybe Dee from that show with Rog and Rerun. Now those are some has-beens.
Billytea, in Natter:
For the rest of the day I will be imagining Charlton Heston shouting "Soylent Green is ass! Aaaassss!" I will be imagining him doing this at an NRA meeting. Reports that I will be imagining him doing so in a pink tutu are premature.
Darn it, wee Jesse beat me.