Aimée: Mine hinder all sleeping on the tummy.

I wish they unscrewed and you caould have different sized ones. Big ones for sweaters and t-shirts, small ones for exercise and church, medium ones for playing with.....

Madrigal Costello: I wish that boobs could be taken off, or shrunken at the will of the owner. It'd be nice to be able go small enough so that a cheap sport bra would suffice while exercising, or so every so often, I could go braless. The downside would be that if I could take them off, I'd probably lose one behind the couch, or the roommate would steal one, or the dog would get to them.

erikaj: Would never take my breasts off...I thought they'd never get here, in the first place.

helentm in Quotables, voting for Angelus:

Dammit, I don't want to vote for his quotes, I want to stake him!

I'm doing this to remind me to spew the coffee on my monitor when I get home. I can't do it justice here at work:

tinaf and Madrigal in Natter:

TINAF: Not really. It's about a boy duck having sex with another boy duck except one of them is dead. It's not like he killed him and then raped him. He just stumbled onto a corpse and had sex with it...

MADRIGAL: tina's summary of the article sounds like the blurb for one of the sickest children's books ever.

TINAF: "Daddy. Can you read to me tonight? Mommy always wants to read that one about the ducks."

Okay, spoilery for Angel s5 ep 1, but I had to do it.

t crosses fingers that quick-edit is done right

Matt the Bruins fan: He wasn't holding his arm out in that "stop! in the name of love!" gesture at the end of "Chosen" either, was he?

Wolfram : It was only a face shot, but it seems like his arms were at his sides and he had his head back in an I'm a bad motha f*cka type of way.

Madrigal Costello: So he's come back from the dead as Shaft?

Wolfram: No he died as Shaft. He's apparently back as Diana Ross.

billytea: Then I really hope he doesn't taunt Angel about Connor. "Love Child! Never meant to be..."

Cass, in Quotables, (Sometimes ya gotta COMM to keep from cryin)

edited cause in my pain I forgot to vote and if living in California has taught me anything... um, never mind, I'll still vote.

Phill in Bitches, because it appeals:

I knew a guy in college, let's call him Mr. X, although his name is Pete Brooks.

Tom Scola:

I keep getting earwormed with the Garnier Fructis commercial music.

whoo whoo

Spicy Ginger:

I just interviewed a person named "Will Jump" for an article, and it took every fiber of my being not to have one of my questions be, "How high?"

Aimée in Bitches

Boss is mean.

Huge conference call in her office, all the big wigs, door closed, lasting forever.

Everyone walks out as I'm walking to my office. As I pass, Boss asks me to come in, shut the door and sit down.

I freeze in her doorway. "No."

"Aimee, come in here and shut the door."

"No."

She laughs. "Come in here."

I do. I go in, shut the door and sit. She has a packet of papers in her hands. "Are you going to fire me?"

"Girl, no! This is the part of your evaluation that you have to fill out! You are too uptight! This is due next Friday."

I walk out.

She's still laughing at me.