I'm doing this to remind me to spew the coffee on my monitor when I get home. I can't do it justice here at work:

tinaf and Madrigal in Natter:

TINAF: Not really. It's about a boy duck having sex with another boy duck except one of them is dead. It's not like he killed him and then raped him. He just stumbled onto a corpse and had sex with it...

MADRIGAL: tina's summary of the article sounds like the blurb for one of the sickest children's books ever.

TINAF: "Daddy. Can you read to me tonight? Mommy always wants to read that one about the ducks."

Okay, spoilery for Angel s5 ep 1, but I had to do it.

t crosses fingers that quick-edit is done right

Matt the Bruins fan: He wasn't holding his arm out in that "stop! in the name of love!" gesture at the end of "Chosen" either, was he?

Wolfram : It was only a face shot, but it seems like his arms were at his sides and he had his head back in an I'm a bad motha f*cka type of way.

Madrigal Costello: So he's come back from the dead as Shaft?

Wolfram: No he died as Shaft. He's apparently back as Diana Ross.

billytea: Then I really hope he doesn't taunt Angel about Connor. "Love Child! Never meant to be..."

Cass, in Quotables, (Sometimes ya gotta COMM to keep from cryin)

edited cause in my pain I forgot to vote and if living in California has taught me anything... um, never mind, I'll still vote.

Phill in Bitches, because it appeals:

I knew a guy in college, let's call him Mr. X, although his name is Pete Brooks.

Tom Scola:

I keep getting earwormed with the Garnier Fructis commercial music.

whoo whoo

Spicy Ginger:

I just interviewed a person named "Will Jump" for an article, and it took every fiber of my being not to have one of my questions be, "How high?"

Aimée in Bitches

Boss is mean.

Huge conference call in her office, all the big wigs, door closed, lasting forever.

Everyone walks out as I'm walking to my office. As I pass, Boss asks me to come in, shut the door and sit down.

I freeze in her doorway. "No."

"Aimee, come in here and shut the door."

"No."

She laughs. "Come in here."

I do. I go in, shut the door and sit. She has a packet of papers in her hands. "Are you going to fire me?"

"Girl, no! This is the part of your evaluation that you have to fill out! You are too uptight! This is due next Friday."

I walk out.

She's still laughing at me.

deborah grabien in Bitches, regarding the power of Buffista ~ma:

Dudes, with all the healthma aimed at me from points around the globe, I'm just surprised the ultrasound technician scanning the breast didn't squint and say "Huh? What does "I mock you with my monkey pants!" mean?"

Madrigal in Angel, not spoilery for S5:

That is the big thing with memory-wipes - it's not enough to just remove the current memory, you have to remove everything that could even hint at it, which could mean physical evidence or a another person that one didn't consider during the spell. There could be a receipt for Connor's stroller in Gunn's trunk, or Wesley tries to find out how he's so well known down by the docks, and how he got the nickname "Bucketman" with the sailors.

And JenP in response to the above:

Yeah, it's a bitch. I've come thisclose a coupl of times, but then I think ... eh, too much freakin' work, and I just KNOW I'll miss something. Screw it.