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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


deborah grabien - Oct 08, 2003 3:34:26 pm PDT #4560 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Phill in Bitches, because it appeals:

I knew a guy in college, let's call him Mr. X, although his name is Pete Brooks.


Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2003 10:44:41 pm PDT #4561 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tom Scola:

I keep getting earwormed with the Garnier Fructis commercial music.

whoo whoo


scrappy - Oct 09, 2003 10:18:42 am PDT #4562 of 10000
Nobody

Spicy Ginger:

I just interviewed a person named "Will Jump" for an article, and it took every fiber of my being not to have one of my questions be, "How high?"


Cass - Oct 09, 2003 10:21:56 am PDT #4563 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Aimée in Bitches

Boss is mean.
Huge conference call in her office, all the big wigs, door closed, lasting forever.
Everyone walks out as I'm walking to my office. As I pass, Boss asks me to come in, shut the door and sit down.
I freeze in her doorway. "No."
"Aimee, come in here and shut the door."
"No."
She laughs. "Come in here."
I do. I go in, shut the door and sit. She has a packet of papers in her hands. "Are you going to fire me?"
"Girl, no! This is the part of your evaluation that you have to fill out! You are too uptight! This is due next Friday."
I walk out.
She's still laughing at me.


juliana - Oct 09, 2003 10:28:31 am PDT #4564 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

deborah grabien in Bitches, regarding the power of Buffista ~ma:

Dudes, with all the healthma aimed at me from points around the globe, I'm just surprised the ultrasound technician scanning the breast didn't squint and say "Huh? What does "I mock you with my monkey pants!" mean?"


Steph L. - Oct 09, 2003 10:47:37 am PDT #4565 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Madrigal in Angel, not spoilery for S5:

That is the big thing with memory-wipes - it's not enough to just remove the current memory, you have to remove everything that could even hint at it, which could mean physical evidence or a another person that one didn't consider during the spell. There could be a receipt for Connor's stroller in Gunn's trunk, or Wesley tries to find out how he's so well known down by the docks, and how he got the nickname "Bucketman" with the sailors.


Theodosia - Oct 09, 2003 11:23:28 am PDT #4566 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

And JenP in response to the above:

Yeah, it's a bitch. I've come thisclose a coupl of times, but then I think ... eh, too much freakin' work, and I just KNOW I'll miss something. Screw it.


Volans - Oct 09, 2003 11:57:00 am PDT #4567 of 10000
move out and draw fire

billytea in Natter, on spam etiquette:

So, I just got a piece of Spam with the title: "Thousands have healed nail fungus". How do you respond to this? "Yay"? "Go them"? "Back to the old drawing board"?


Theodosia - Oct 09, 2003 1:38:46 pm PDT #4568 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ginger, discussing medical problems in Bitches:

The treatments are three weeks apart, and there are only two more. I'll have other stuff after that, including surgery, but I'll be glad when this is over. I mainly want my hair back. I find myself making extravagant promises to my eyebrows. "When you grow back, I'll have you professionally waxed! I'll buy you special eyebrow products!"


Cass - Oct 09, 2003 3:52:44 pm PDT #4569 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

in Natter

ita: Extrapolate my ass.

Burrell: ita looks fine in a pair of pants. I can assume that she has a fine ass.

There, I just extrapolated ita's ass.

Moments like this, the reason I am actually reading 2000 messages instead of skipping...