erikaj: Would never take my breasts off...I thought they'd never get here, in the first place.
You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.
Dawn ,'Storyteller'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2003 12:02:51 pm PDT #4555 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aims - Oct 08, 2003 1:05:50 pm PDT #4556 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
helentm in Quotables, voting for Angelus:
Dammit, I don't want to vote for his quotes, I want to stake him!
§ ita § - Oct 08, 2003 1:38:08 pm PDT #4557 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm doing this to remind me to spew the coffee on my monitor when I get home. I can't do it justice here at work:
tinaf and Madrigal in Natter:
TINAF: Not really. It's about a boy duck having sex with another boy duck except one of them is dead. It's not like he killed him and then raped him. He just stumbled onto a corpse and had sex with it...
MADRIGAL: tina's summary of the article sounds like the blurb for one of the sickest children's books ever.
TINAF: "Daddy. Can you read to me tonight? Mommy always wants to read that one about the ducks."
smonster - Oct 08, 2003 3:12:42 pm PDT #4558 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Okay, spoilery for Angel s5 ep 1, but I had to do it.
t crosses fingers that quick-edit is done right
Matt the Bruins fan: He wasn't holding his arm out in that "stop! in the name of love!" gesture at the end of "Chosen" either, was he?
Wolfram : It was only a face shot, but it seems like his arms were at his sides and he had his head back in an I'm a bad motha f*cka type of way.
Madrigal Costello: So he's come back from the dead as Shaft?
Wolfram: No he died as Shaft. He's apparently back as Diana Ross.
billytea: Then I really hope he doesn't taunt Angel about Connor. "Love Child! Never meant to be..."
EpicTangent - Oct 08, 2003 3:30:09 pm PDT #4559 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Cass, in Quotables, (Sometimes ya gotta COMM to keep from cryin)
edited cause in my pain I forgot to vote and if living in California has taught me anything... um, never mind, I'll still vote.
deborah grabien - Oct 08, 2003 3:34:26 pm PDT #4560 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Phill in Bitches, because it appeals:
I knew a guy in college, let's call him Mr. X, although his name is Pete Brooks.
Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2003 10:44:41 pm PDT #4561 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Tom Scola:
I keep getting earwormed with the Garnier Fructis commercial music.
whoo whoo
scrappy - Oct 09, 2003 10:18:42 am PDT #4562 of 10000
Nobody
Spicy Ginger:
I just interviewed a person named "Will Jump" for an article, and it took every fiber of my being not to have one of my questions be, "How high?"
Cass - Oct 09, 2003 10:21:56 am PDT #4563 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Aimée in Bitches
Boss is mean.
Huge conference call in her office, all the big wigs, door closed, lasting forever.
Everyone walks out as I'm walking to my office. As I pass, Boss asks me to come in, shut the door and sit down.
I freeze in her doorway. "No."
"Aimee, come in here and shut the door."
"No."
She laughs. "Come in here."
I do. I go in, shut the door and sit. She has a packet of papers in her hands. "Are you going to fire me?"
"Girl, no! This is the part of your evaluation that you have to fill out! You are too uptight! This is due next Friday."
I walk out.
She's still laughing at me.
juliana - Oct 09, 2003 10:28:31 am PDT #4564 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
deborah grabien in Bitches, regarding the power of Buffista ~ma:
Dudes, with all the healthma aimed at me from points around the globe, I'm just surprised the ultrasound technician scanning the breast didn't squint and say "Huh? What does "I mock you with my monkey pants!" mean?"