Anya ,'Touched'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
deborah grabien in Bitches, regarding the power of Buffista ~ma:
Dudes, with all the healthma aimed at me from points around the globe, I'm just surprised the ultrasound technician scanning the breast didn't squint and say "Huh? What does "I mock you with my monkey pants!" mean?"
Madrigal in Angel, not spoilery for S5:
That is the big thing with memory-wipes - it's not enough to just remove the current memory, you have to remove everything that could even hint at it, which could mean physical evidence or a another person that one didn't consider during the spell. There could be a receipt for Connor's stroller in Gunn's trunk, or Wesley tries to find out how he's so well known down by the docks, and how he got the nickname "Bucketman" with the sailors.
And JenP in response to the above:
Yeah, it's a bitch. I've come thisclose a coupl of times, but then I think ... eh, too much freakin' work, and I just KNOW I'll miss something. Screw it.
billytea in Natter, on spam etiquette:
So, I just got a piece of Spam with the title: "Thousands have healed nail fungus". How do you respond to this? "Yay"? "Go them"? "Back to the old drawing board"?
Ginger, discussing medical problems in Bitches:
The treatments are three weeks apart, and there are only two more. I'll have other stuff after that, including surgery, but I'll be glad when this is over. I mainly want my hair back. I find myself making extravagant promises to my eyebrows. "When you grow back, I'll have you professionally waxed! I'll buy you special eyebrow products!"
in Natter
ita: Extrapolate my ass.
Burrell: ita looks fine in a pair of pants. I can assume that she has a fine ass.
There, I just extrapolated ita's ass.
Moments like this, the reason I am actually reading 2000 messages instead of skipping...
From Natter:
ita: You do pro bono? Now I feel I should go get myself in trouble.
Shawn: We do pro bono for the needy, not the belligerent employed.
Jesse :
Because I'm not a baseball fan, but still a cynical Bostonian, I keep thinking, "Huh. They don't usually wait this long before choking."
Aimee in Bitches:
I bought one of those Swiffer duster thingies.
Cleaning equipment of the Gods, I tell you. Someone at Molly Maids got sacrificed for that invention.
Spoilery if you haven't seen this week's Angel, but another great tidbit from the Shawn and ita Show:
ita:I seem to remember about 5'6. Drastically shorter than just about everyone else on the Angel cast.
Shawn:Ah, the random disappearances get explained. They happen when he is too close to members of the cast.