In Bitches:
Phill: I proudly annouce my endorsement for a pair of luscious breasts to be the next governor of the State of California.
Steph: Dude, they just elected *one* boob -- now you want another?
We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
billytea - Oct 08, 2003 9:40:10 am PDT #4550 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Dani - Oct 08, 2003 10:23:30 am PDT #4551 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
More CA election commentary, in Natter.
Raquel: I can't think of any other elected official whose bare ass I've seen on the big screen.
billytea - Oct 08, 2003 11:12:54 am PDT #4552 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Cindy goes all Rain Man in Quotable Buffy:
ah brain going splodey. Can't choose. can't choose. can'T pRoperlEE capitaliZE eithER
deborah grabien - Oct 08, 2003 11:26:08 am PDT #4553 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
More Cindy, this time in Buffista Fic, go check the context yourself because I am a lazy cow:
You know what's sad? Some sixth grader is googling for information on orphans in Romania, and being introduced to the mechanics of dumpster sex.
Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2003 11:41:24 am PDT #4554 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée: Mine hinder all sleeping on the tummy.
I wish they unscrewed and you caould have different sized ones. Big ones for sweaters and t-shirts, small ones for exercise and church, medium ones for playing with.....
Madrigal Costello: I wish that boobs could be taken off, or shrunken at the will of the owner. It'd be nice to be able go small enough so that a cheap sport bra would suffice while exercising, or so every so often, I could go braless. The downside would be that if I could take them off, I'd probably lose one behind the couch, or the roommate would steal one, or the dog would get to them.
Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2003 12:02:51 pm PDT #4555 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: Would never take my breasts off...I thought they'd never get here, in the first place.
Aims - Oct 08, 2003 1:05:50 pm PDT #4556 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
helentm in Quotables, voting for Angelus:
Dammit, I don't want to vote for his quotes, I want to stake him!
§ ita § - Oct 08, 2003 1:38:08 pm PDT #4557 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm doing this to remind me to spew the coffee on my monitor when I get home. I can't do it justice here at work:
tinaf and Madrigal in Natter:
TINAF: Not really. It's about a boy duck having sex with another boy duck except one of them is dead. It's not like he killed him and then raped him. He just stumbled onto a corpse and had sex with it...
MADRIGAL: tina's summary of the article sounds like the blurb for one of the sickest children's books ever.
TINAF: "Daddy. Can you read to me tonight? Mommy always wants to read that one about the ducks."
smonster - Oct 08, 2003 3:12:42 pm PDT #4558 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Okay, spoilery for Angel s5 ep 1, but I had to do it.
t crosses fingers that quick-edit is done right
Matt the Bruins fan: He wasn't holding his arm out in that "stop! in the name of love!" gesture at the end of "Chosen" either, was he?
Wolfram : It was only a face shot, but it seems like his arms were at his sides and he had his head back in an I'm a bad motha f*cka type of way.
Madrigal Costello: So he's come back from the dead as Shaft?
Wolfram: No he died as Shaft. He's apparently back as Diana Ross.
billytea: Then I really hope he doesn't taunt Angel about Connor. "Love Child! Never meant to be..."
EpicTangent - Oct 08, 2003 3:30:09 pm PDT #4559 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Cass, in Quotables, (Sometimes ya gotta COMM to keep from cryin)
edited cause in my pain I forgot to vote and if living in California has taught me anything... um, never mind, I'll still vote.