Nicole
in Natter, on her dog actually having a cow:
A friend brought over a toy for my dog Bailey today. Cute little small stuffed cow. He sniffed it a few times and then went back to begging for head pats from friend.
He had been ignoring since she left but just now got all playful for some reason. Picking up the cow and throwing it up in the air and such. I threw it down the hallway for him and he retrieved it, holding it in his mouth around the middle.
He was about a foot from me when he squeezed the toy a little harder with his monster jaws and the toy made a mooing noise. "MOOOOO."
My big tough 100 lb. rottweiler/german shephard mix spit the cow out of his mouth, turned tail and ran to my bedroom making high pitched whining noises like a puppy.
Yup. He's tough.
He's still in there. Standing on my bed and barking.
Because both of the Smay men are totally brilliant:
Emmett: When I grow up, if I get to be the President, I'm gonna make a rule: No Stupid Voters!
ED: From your mouth to God's ears, buddy.
More CA election commentary, in Natter.
Raquel: I can't think of any other elected official whose bare ass I've seen on the big screen.
Cindy goes all Rain Man in Quotable Buffy:
ah brain going splodey. Can't choose. can't choose. can'T pRoperlEE capitaliZE eithER
More Cindy, this time in Buffista Fic, go check the context yourself because I am a lazy cow:
You know what's sad? Some sixth grader is googling for information on orphans in Romania, and being introduced to the mechanics of dumpster sex.
Aimée:
Mine hinder all sleeping on the tummy.
I wish they unscrewed and you caould have different sized ones. Big ones for sweaters and t-shirts, small ones for exercise and church, medium ones for playing with.....
Madrigal Costello:
I wish that boobs could be taken off, or shrunken at the will of the owner. It'd be nice to be able go small enough so that a cheap sport bra would suffice while exercising, or so every so often, I could go braless. The downside would be that if I could take them off, I'd probably lose one behind the couch, or the roommate would steal one, or the dog would get to them.
erikaj:
Would never take my breasts off...I thought they'd never get here, in the first place.
helentm in Quotables, voting for Angelus:
Dammit, I don't want to vote for his quotes, I want to stake him!
I'm doing this to remind me to spew the coffee on my monitor when I get home. I can't do it justice here at work:
tinaf
and
Madrigal
in
Natter:
TINAF: Not really. It's about a boy duck having sex with another boy duck except one of them is dead. It's not like he killed him and then raped him. He just stumbled onto a corpse and had sex with it...
MADRIGAL: tina's summary of the article sounds like the blurb for one of the sickest children's books ever.
TINAF: "Daddy. Can you read to me tonight? Mommy always wants to read that one about the ducks."
