Expectant Cashmere's Halloween costume, from Bitches...
I've also chosen my Halloween costume: I'm covering some sweats with punch cards and going as a Pregnant Chad.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
River ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Cindy - Oct 08, 2003 4:42:45 am PDT #4546 of 10000
Nobody
Sean K - Oct 08, 2003 7:28:08 am PDT #4547 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Madrigal, in Natter:
I think I broke the Speak&Swear because it just keeps chanting over and over, "Dude. Bee-atch. Dude. Bee-atch." It sounds like the receiving line at J. Lo and B. Fleck's wedding.
lori - Oct 08, 2003 9:34:21 am PDT #4548 of 10000
Nicole in Natter, on her dog actually having a cow:
A friend brought over a toy for my dog Bailey today. Cute little small stuffed cow. He sniffed it a few times and then went back to begging for head pats from friend.
He had been ignoring since she left but just now got all playful for some reason. Picking up the cow and throwing it up in the air and such. I threw it down the hallway for him and he retrieved it, holding it in his mouth around the middle.
He was about a foot from me when he squeezed the toy a little harder with his monster jaws and the toy made a mooing noise. "MOOOOO."
My big tough 100 lb. rottweiler/german shephard mix spit the cow out of his mouth, turned tail and ran to my bedroom making high pitched whining noises like a puppy.
Yup. He's tough.
He's still in there. Standing on my bed and barking.
erikaj - Oct 08, 2003 9:36:55 am PDT #4549 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Because both of the Smay men are totally brilliant: Emmett: When I grow up, if I get to be the President, I'm gonna make a rule: No Stupid Voters! ED: From your mouth to God's ears, buddy.
billytea - Oct 08, 2003 9:40:10 am PDT #4550 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Bitches:
Phill: I proudly annouce my endorsement for a pair of luscious breasts to be the next governor of the State of California.
Steph: Dude, they just elected *one* boob -- now you want another?
Dani - Oct 08, 2003 10:23:30 am PDT #4551 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
More CA election commentary, in Natter.
Raquel: I can't think of any other elected official whose bare ass I've seen on the big screen.
billytea - Oct 08, 2003 11:12:54 am PDT #4552 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Cindy goes all Rain Man in Quotable Buffy:
ah brain going splodey. Can't choose. can't choose. can'T pRoperlEE capitaliZE eithER
deborah grabien - Oct 08, 2003 11:26:08 am PDT #4553 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
More Cindy, this time in Buffista Fic, go check the context yourself because I am a lazy cow:
You know what's sad? Some sixth grader is googling for information on orphans in Romania, and being introduced to the mechanics of dumpster sex.
Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2003 11:41:24 am PDT #4554 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée: Mine hinder all sleeping on the tummy.
I wish they unscrewed and you caould have different sized ones. Big ones for sweaters and t-shirts, small ones for exercise and church, medium ones for playing with.....
Madrigal Costello: I wish that boobs could be taken off, or shrunken at the will of the owner. It'd be nice to be able go small enough so that a cheap sport bra would suffice while exercising, or so every so often, I could go braless. The downside would be that if I could take them off, I'd probably lose one behind the couch, or the roommate would steal one, or the dog would get to them.
Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2003 12:02:51 pm PDT #4555 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: Would never take my breasts off...I thought they'd never get here, in the first place.