'Just Rewards (2)'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Allyson debunks evolution in Natter:
There was a crane that laid eggs in a high altitude, "where predators can't get them." I scritched my head in confusion. There's this wealth of tasty birdies, and nothing around to eat them? Why do they not have cable television and hair styling products and repressed memory therapy if they've reached this level of un-eatable?
It's showing on late night now. huh.
Noumenon:Dueling taglines.
Kristen:
I can kill you with my brain.
Allyson:
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
Sell tickets, hold the match in Big Damn Evil.
Allyson: The Kristen and Allyson Show was put on hiatus by FOX. They ordered two more episodes and promise to support the show.
Joss and Tim have promised a Variety ad.
Can't wait for the DVDs and the big damn movie.
Betsy:
Sometimes you shut up even when you are right. This is a heavy burden for me, because of course I am right all the time.
Jess PMoon in Bitches:
When spammers and Jewish grandmothers collide....just got some free-watch spam with subject line "you don't reply to my email? why?"
Dana:
New contender for "ickiest supposedly romantic line":
"He wrote 'I love you' on the inside of her womb."One guess what he was "writing" with.
BHP: Scalpel?
msbelle: space pen.
edit: Deena to Dana
Er. I think that might have been me, and not Deena. Only because I remember the trauma of that book.
Oh, thank you. I was going nuts trying to remember what thread I might have said such a thing in and why I would have said it. It's a good line, just not mine.
shrift, in Bitches:
Huh. I'm not feeling the least bit shocked at myself for writing pirate porn. In fact, I've been quite cheerfully mentioning to other fannish types that "I made porn!"
But then, I'm really tired, and when I'm really tired, my id tends to scamper around like a half-wolf without a leash.
All your woof are belong to me.
in Bitches:
billytea: I really don't know how time and space manage to remain so whim-indifferent.
Cass: I am perplexed. I even batted my lashes.
sidles up to Time and Space
Could I buy you two charming entities a drink?
meara, that was billytea.