Madrigal, context-free:
When in doubt, always porn up the dadaism.
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Jul 22, 2003 12:28:53 pm PDT #4016 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Elena - Jul 22, 2003 1:46:51 pm PDT #4017 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Bitches
Steph - Even the devil hates motherfucking cockroaches.
victor infante - Jul 22, 2003 1:54:25 pm PDT #4018 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Elena, in quotable, context free:
People prefer drugs to smoking 9-5
Gandalfe - Jul 22, 2003 3:54:06 pm PDT #4019 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Sean K in Music, contextless:
If all the things that would have bit me if they'd been snakes were actually snakes and had actually bitten me, I'd be made of snake venom right now.
DXMachina - Jul 22, 2003 3:59:36 pm PDT #4020 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Theodosia, in Beep Me:
I'm home! I'm home! Our flight from Chicago to Boston had one ten minute stretch where the pilot entered some still air and got on the PA to urge the passengers to use the facilities, because they weren't going to get another chance before landing. It was bumpy enough that I had to put away my laptop to guard against it accidentally hitting me in the face on one of the more vigorous bumps.
The pilot also got on the PA to tell us, "You paid for an airplane ride, and golly, you're going to get one."
deborah grabien - Jul 22, 2003 4:43:59 pm PDT #4021 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Sean K, in Bitches, and who needs context:
(note to self: whenever you want to kill a conversation, I mean really kill it, talk about putting icky stuff in your goolie.)
(not that you have a goolie - obviously you would be speaking hypothetically.)
(but you know you don't have a goolie, so that last note was redundant.)
(unless you've gone out and gotten yourself a goolie surgically installed since you last read this note, but then you'd still know that you had a goolie, and it would still be redundant.)
(note to self: SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE THEY CALL THE GUYS WITH THE WHITE COATS!)
Lysana - Jul 22, 2003 4:53:58 pm PDT #4022 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Damn, Deb, you beat me to it. *grumble*
deborah grabien - Jul 22, 2003 4:57:32 pm PDT #4023 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Lysana, the scary thing is, it isn't a particularly funny conversation. But Sean's part sure is.
meara - Jul 22, 2003 6:44:19 pm PDT #4024 of 10000
in bitches:
Steph L.: Animals, much like babies, bounce back. I stepped on many a cat.
(Kidding on the baby thing. Folks, don't fling a baby againg the wall to see if it'll bounce. Because then you're there all day cleaning and it just sucks.)
sj - Jul 22, 2003 9:19:30 pm PDT #4025 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Maysa in Quotable Buffy:
This has got to be the only discussion board in the world where people hurl the words, 'mulch!' and 'orgy!' at each other. At least, I hope it's the only board in the world.