Jess PMoon in Bitches:
When spammers and Jewish grandmothers collide....just got some free-watch spam with subject line "you don't reply to my email? why?"
This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cashmere - Jul 22, 2003 5:18:23 am PDT #4009 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ellen S. - Jul 22, 2003 5:24:53 am PDT #4010 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it
Dana:
New contender for "ickiest supposedly romantic line":
"He wrote 'I love you' on the inside of her womb."One guess what he was "writing" with.
BHP: Scalpel?
msbelle: space pen.
edit: Deena to Dana
Dana - Jul 22, 2003 6:16:01 am PDT #4011 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Er. I think that might have been me, and not Deena. Only because I remember the trauma of that book.
Deena - Jul 22, 2003 6:28:11 am PDT #4012 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Oh, thank you. I was going nuts trying to remember what thread I might have said such a thing in and why I would have said it. It's a good line, just not mine.
DXMachina - Jul 22, 2003 10:04:51 am PDT #4013 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
shrift, in Bitches:
Huh. I'm not feeling the least bit shocked at myself for writing pirate porn. In fact, I've been quite cheerfully mentioning to other fannish types that "I made porn!"
But then, I'm really tired, and when I'm really tired, my id tends to scamper around like a half-wolf without a leash.
All your woof are belong to me.
meara - Jul 22, 2003 11:59:05 am PDT #4014 of 10000
in Bitches:
billytea: I really don't know how time and space manage to remain so whim-indifferent.
Cass: I am perplexed. I even batted my lashes.
sidles up to Time and Space
Could I buy you two charming entities a drink?
smonster - Jul 22, 2003 12:00:58 pm PDT #4015 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
meara, that was billytea.
smonster - Jul 22, 2003 12:28:53 pm PDT #4016 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Madrigal, context-free:
When in doubt, always porn up the dadaism.
Elena - Jul 22, 2003 1:46:51 pm PDT #4017 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Bitches
Steph - Even the devil hates motherfucking cockroaches.
victor infante - Jul 22, 2003 1:54:25 pm PDT #4018 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Elena, in quotable, context free:
People prefer drugs to smoking 9-5