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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DXMachina - Jul 22, 2003 10:04:51 am PDT #4013 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

shrift, in Bitches:

Huh. I'm not feeling the least bit shocked at myself for writing pirate porn. In fact, I've been quite cheerfully mentioning to other fannish types that "I made porn!"

But then, I'm really tired, and when I'm really tired, my id tends to scamper around like a half-wolf without a leash.

All your woof are belong to me.

meara - Jul 22, 2003 11:59:05 am PDT #4014 of 10000

in Bitches:

billytea: I really don't know how time and space manage to remain so whim-indifferent.

Cass: I am perplexed. I even batted my lashes.

sidles up to Time and Space

Could I buy you two charming entities a drink?

smonster - Jul 22, 2003 12:00:58 pm PDT #4015 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

meara, that was billytea.

smonster - Jul 22, 2003 12:28:53 pm PDT #4016 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Madrigal, context-free:

When in doubt, always porn up the dadaism.

Elena - Jul 22, 2003 1:46:51 pm PDT #4017 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

In Bitches

Steph - Even the devil hates motherfucking cockroaches.

victor infante - Jul 22, 2003 1:54:25 pm PDT #4018 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Elena, in quotable, context free:

People prefer drugs to smoking 9-5

Gandalfe - Jul 22, 2003 3:54:06 pm PDT #4019 of 10000

The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Sean K in Music, contextless:

If all the things that would have bit me if they'd been snakes were actually snakes and had actually bitten me, I'd be made of snake venom right now.

DXMachina - Jul 22, 2003 3:59:36 pm PDT #4020 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Theodosia, in Beep Me:

I'm home! I'm home! Our flight from Chicago to Boston had one ten minute stretch where the pilot entered some still air and got on the PA to urge the passengers to use the facilities, because they weren't going to get another chance before landing. It was bumpy enough that I had to put away my laptop to guard against it accidentally hitting me in the face on one of the more vigorous bumps.

The pilot also got on the PA to tell us, "You paid for an airplane ride, and golly, you're going to get one."

deborah grabien - Jul 22, 2003 4:43:59 pm PDT #4021 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Sean K, in Bitches, and who needs context:

(note to self: whenever you want to kill a conversation, I mean really kill it, talk about putting icky stuff in your goolie.)

(not that you have a goolie - obviously you would be speaking hypothetically.)

(but you know you don't have a goolie, so that last note was redundant.)

(unless you've gone out and gotten yourself a goolie surgically installed since you last read this note, but then you'd still know that you had a goolie, and it would still be redundant.)

(note to self: SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE THEY CALL THE GUYS WITH THE WHITE COATS!)

Lysana - Jul 22, 2003 4:53:58 pm PDT #4022 of 10000

Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Damn, Deb, you beat me to it. *grumble*

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