Beverly: Horneytown. IJS. Actually, it's no longer an official town, even unincorporated. It's just a crossroads now. But it used to be a town!
High Plains Grifter: And with Bob Dole's little blue pills, it could be a town again!
[AND I get a slut!]
And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Jul 21, 2003 8:59:07 am PDT #4000 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
smonster - Jul 21, 2003 9:45:06 am PDT #4001 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Billytea, traversing a rough spot with trademark humor and class.
we won Pictionary quite handily; I'm thinking of suggesting we conduct our counselling through hastily drawn cartoons.
P.M. Marc - Jul 21, 2003 10:21:47 am PDT #4002 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Holli, in Literary
I can vaguely recall a YA book about a blind girl whose seeing-eye dog gets sick and dies, thus combining the sick-kid and dead-dog genres in one triumphant stroke.
msbelle - Jul 21, 2003 11:03:08 am PDT #4003 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Katerina in Literary -
I laughed until I cried, even though I was in a doctor's waiting room and getting the stinkeye from the teenage receptionist. I don't think she'd ever seen someone read for fun before, poor thing.
I must admit, the term "stinkeye" makes me laugh on site.
Katie M - Jul 21, 2003 2:28:39 pm PDT #4004 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Allyson in Angel:
Do I LOOK like an insider? People on the inside are coated in a gelatinous goo and glow like Britney Spears.
Theodosia - Jul 21, 2003 2:35:15 pm PDT #4005 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ellen, about sugar-tits:
Really, having been partially weened on butter and sugar, I'm not sure how I can be held accountable for my present eating habits.
Steph L. - Jul 21, 2003 5:54:49 pm PDT #4006 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Allyson debunks evolution in Natter:
There was a crane that laid eggs in a high altitude, "where predators can't get them." I scritched my head in confusion. There's this wealth of tasty birdies, and nothing around to eat them? Why do they not have cable television and hair styling products and repressed memory therapy if they've reached this level of un-eatable?
Daisy Jane - Jul 21, 2003 9:11:05 pm PDT #4007 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
It's showing on late night now. huh.
Noumenon:Dueling taglines.
Kristen:
I can kill you with my brain.
Allyson:
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
Sell tickets, hold the match in Big Damn Evil.
Allyson: The Kristen and Allyson Show was put on hiatus by FOX. They ordered two more episodes and promise to support the show.
Joss and Tim have promised a Variety ad.
Can't wait for the DVDs and the big damn movie.
Theodosia - Jul 22, 2003 3:52:35 am PDT #4008 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy:
Sometimes you shut up even when you are right. This is a heavy burden for me, because of course I am right all the time.
Cashmere - Jul 22, 2003 5:18:23 am PDT #4009 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Jess PMoon in Bitches:
When spammers and Jewish grandmothers collide....just got some free-watch spam with subject line "you don't reply to my email? why?"