Holli, in Literary
I can vaguely recall a YA book about a blind girl whose seeing-eye dog gets sick and dies, thus combining the sick-kid and dead-dog genres in one triumphant stroke.
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Holli, in Literary
I can vaguely recall a YA book about a blind girl whose seeing-eye dog gets sick and dies, thus combining the sick-kid and dead-dog genres in one triumphant stroke.
Katerina in Literary -
I laughed until I cried, even though I was in a doctor's waiting room and getting the stinkeye from the teenage receptionist. I don't think she'd ever seen someone read for fun before, poor thing.
I must admit, the term "stinkeye" makes me laugh on site.
Allyson in Angel:
Do I LOOK like an insider? People on the inside are coated in a gelatinous goo and glow like Britney Spears.
Ellen, about sugar-tits:
Really, having been partially weened on butter and sugar, I'm not sure how I can be held accountable for my present eating habits.
Allyson debunks evolution in Natter:
There was a crane that laid eggs in a high altitude, "where predators can't get them." I scritched my head in confusion. There's this wealth of tasty birdies, and nothing around to eat them? Why do they not have cable television and hair styling products and repressed memory therapy if they've reached this level of un-eatable?
It's showing on late night now. huh.
Noumenon:Dueling taglines.
Kristen:
I can kill you with my brain.
Allyson:
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
Sell tickets, hold the match in Big Damn Evil.
Allyson: The Kristen and Allyson Show was put on hiatus by FOX. They ordered two more episodes and promise to support the show.
Joss and Tim have promised a Variety ad.
Can't wait for the DVDs and the big damn movie.
Betsy:
Sometimes you shut up even when you are right. This is a heavy burden for me, because of course I am right all the time.
Jess PMoon in Bitches:
When spammers and Jewish grandmothers collide....just got some free-watch spam with subject line "you don't reply to my email? why?"
Dana:
New contender for "ickiest supposedly romantic line":
"He wrote 'I love you' on the inside of her womb."One guess what he was "writing" with.
BHP: Scalpel?
msbelle: space pen.
edit: Deena to Dana
Er. I think that might have been me, and not Deena. Only because I remember the trauma of that book.