Mal: Which one you figure tracked us? Zoe: The ugly one, sir. Mal: Could you be more specific?

'Out Of Gas'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Katie M - Jul 21, 2003 2:28:39 pm PDT #4004 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Allyson in Angel:

Do I LOOK like an insider? People on the inside are coated in a gelatinous goo and glow like Britney Spears.


Theodosia - Jul 21, 2003 2:35:15 pm PDT #4005 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ellen, about sugar-tits:

Really, having been partially weened on butter and sugar, I'm not sure how I can be held accountable for my present eating habits.


Steph L. - Jul 21, 2003 5:54:49 pm PDT #4006 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Allyson debunks evolution in Natter:

There was a crane that laid eggs in a high altitude, "where predators can't get them." I scritched my head in confusion. There's this wealth of tasty birdies, and nothing around to eat them? Why do they not have cable television and hair styling products and repressed memory therapy if they've reached this level of un-eatable?


Daisy Jane - Jul 21, 2003 9:11:05 pm PDT #4007 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's showing on late night now. huh.

Noumenon:Dueling taglines.

Kristen:

I can kill you with my brain.

Allyson:

No power in the 'verse can stop me.

Sell tickets, hold the match in Big Damn Evil.

Allyson: The Kristen and Allyson Show was put on hiatus by FOX. They ordered two more episodes and promise to support the show.

Joss and Tim have promised a Variety ad.

Can't wait for the DVDs and the big damn movie.


Theodosia - Jul 22, 2003 3:52:35 am PDT #4008 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy:

Sometimes you shut up even when you are right. This is a heavy burden for me, because of course I am right all the time.


Cashmere - Jul 22, 2003 5:18:23 am PDT #4009 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Jess PMoon in Bitches:

When spammers and Jewish grandmothers collide....just got some free-watch spam with subject line "you don't reply to my email? why?"


Ellen S. - Jul 22, 2003 5:24:53 am PDT #4010 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Dana: New contender for "ickiest supposedly romantic line":

"He wrote 'I love you' on the inside of her womb."
One guess what he was "writing" with.

BHP: Scalpel?

msbelle: space pen.

edit: Deena to Dana


Dana - Jul 22, 2003 6:16:01 am PDT #4011 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Er. I think that might have been me, and not Deena. Only because I remember the trauma of that book.


Deena - Jul 22, 2003 6:28:11 am PDT #4012 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh, thank you. I was going nuts trying to remember what thread I might have said such a thing in and why I would have said it. It's a good line, just not mine.


DXMachina - Jul 22, 2003 10:04:51 am PDT #4013 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

shrift, in Bitches:

Huh. I'm not feeling the least bit shocked at myself for writing pirate porn. In fact, I've been quite cheerfully mentioning to other fannish types that "I made porn!"

But then, I'm really tired, and when I'm really tired, my id tends to scamper around like a half-wolf without a leash.

All your woof are belong to me.