Xander ,'End of Days'
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In Bitches 8
NoiseDesign: Okay, I need to shower and all of that stuff before the Big Gay Pirates tonight, and I still have a popcorn bucket to modigy, so I'm off to get all wet and soapy, catch my bitches again in a bit.
deborah grabien: ND's going to modigy a popcorn bucket?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Sean K: Sometimes, when I think about ND modigying a popcorn bucket, I have to go modigy myself.
Sorry, wrong thread. Really wrong thread. How does this happen?
Susan W: Living well is now just the second-best revenge. Living well AND forwarding his email to enough people to ruin HIS life is even better.
high plains grifter (context-free):
Neal Sedaka was right. Breaking up IS hard to do. Making a big damn fool of yourself, on the other hand, is easy as banana cream pie. Or horse jizz canapes.
In Natter 14
Jesse: OK, now I'm going to sneak away from my post and walk into the woods to find someplace I can smoke a cigarette without kids around....
Madrigal: Oh no, Jesse is going to single-handedly undo all those years of DARE training. They'll spy her and realize that the cool kids do inhale and have to go on patches when it's time to go back to school because there's just too much time between recess breaks to get in a quick smoke. Maybe they can get nicotine patches with cartoon characters on them. Sponge-Bob Craving-Stopper. Yu-Gi-Don't-Smoke. No Nic At Nite.
More Madrigal:
I'm picturing them handing out those little comment cards to the people of Iraq asking them to rate every aspect of the invasion from speed to inconvenience to aesthetics of the bombs and soldiers' uniforms and there'd be space on the back to add their own ideas for making it better in the future.
Madrigal yet again:
Have you ever wondered if the reason we haven't had any contact from aliens is because they've been getting tons of our spam but they're perfectly happy with the size of genitalia, so they feel no need to reply, and think maybe we're too insecure to try a relationship just now, especially one with inter-species problems?
Threepeat! Whoo!
In Bitches -
Elena - Religion baffles me.
Betsy - You should just treat religion the way I treat sports -- weird stuff that seems to make other people happy for some reason.
erika - That is the way I treat both religion and sports. If some archeologist can find out Jesus had a soccer ball, my approach will have some meaning.
DX - Jesus saves... But Esposito scores on the rebound!
In Un-American......
Kassto: But then, you can be anyone on the internet. I could be an 18-month-old pomeranian pup.
brenda m: In which case, let me be the first to complement you on your typing.