Sorry, wrong thread. Really wrong thread. How does this happen?
They should film that story and show it every Christmas.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Penny B. - Jul 18, 2003 3:51:17 pm PDT #3976 of 10000
Nobody
Trudy Booth - Jul 18, 2003 10:10:30 pm PDT #3977 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Susan W: Living well is now just the second-best revenge. Living well AND forwarding his email to enough people to ruin HIS life is even better.
juliana - Jul 19, 2003 6:09:13 am PDT #3978 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
high plains grifter (context-free):
Neal Sedaka was right. Breaking up IS hard to do. Making a big damn fool of yourself, on the other hand, is easy as banana cream pie. Or horse jizz canapes.
Cindy - Jul 19, 2003 11:24:54 am PDT #3979 of 10000
Nobody
In Natter 14
Jesse: OK, now I'm going to sneak away from my post and walk into the woods to find someplace I can smoke a cigarette without kids around....
Madrigal: Oh no, Jesse is going to single-handedly undo all those years of DARE training. They'll spy her and realize that the cool kids do inhale and have to go on patches when it's time to go back to school because there's just too much time between recess breaks to get in a quick smoke. Maybe they can get nicotine patches with cartoon characters on them. Sponge-Bob Craving-Stopper. Yu-Gi-Don't-Smoke. No Nic At Nite.
Kathy A - Jul 19, 2003 12:29:25 pm PDT #3980 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
More Madrigal:
I'm picturing them handing out those little comment cards to the people of Iraq asking them to rate every aspect of the invasion from speed to inconvenience to aesthetics of the bombs and soldiers' uniforms and there'd be space on the back to add their own ideas for making it better in the future.
Trudy Booth - Jul 19, 2003 12:44:46 pm PDT #3981 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Madrigal yet again:
Have you ever wondered if the reason we haven't had any contact from aliens is because they've been getting tons of our spam but they're perfectly happy with the size of genitalia, so they feel no need to reply, and think maybe we're too insecure to try a relationship just now, especially one with inter-species problems?
Madrigal Costello - Jul 19, 2003 2:07:07 pm PDT #3982 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Threepeat! Whoo!
Elena - Jul 19, 2003 6:02:52 pm PDT #3983 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Bitches -
Elena - Religion baffles me.
Betsy - You should just treat religion the way I treat sports -- weird stuff that seems to make other people happy for some reason.
erika - That is the way I treat both religion and sports. If some archeologist can find out Jesus had a soccer ball, my approach will have some meaning.
DX - Jesus saves... But Esposito scores on the rebound!
Emlah - Jul 19, 2003 11:32:45 pm PDT #3984 of 10000
To every idea a shelf...
In Un-American......
Kassto: But then, you can be anyone on the internet. I could be an 18-month-old pomeranian pup.
brenda m: In which case, let me be the first to complement you on your typing.
Theodosia - Jul 20, 2003 3:48:43 am PDT #3985 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Elena:
Elena's eyes kaleidoscoped wildly from blue to green to gray to blue and back again, swirling, shifting, twirling with all the colours of the ocean and everything good and real the colour spectrum had to offer, shifting through the spectrum of colours the Earth itself showed to our brave cosmonauts as they lived and loved in space .. What? Where was I?
"You got a problem with me, missy?" The soused apothecary growled drunkenly. "Bring it on!"