OK - can't believe this wasn't COMMed yet.
The wit and wisdom of the BHP clan:
Voice from back seat: "Wasn't Al Qaeda supposed to be the President?"
Husband: "No, that was Al Gore."
Voice from back seat: "Oh."
(Oh I am so charmed by the H-P sprog.)
in Bitches, no context, no way:
Sean:
I don't get Big Gay Pirates until tomorrow. Feh.
Trudy:
Well, you can protect your prostate with them tonight.
Nope nothing to see here.
(for future reference - I commed Cashmere's "shag him already" quote, which DX had already commed, RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST QUOTE I PUT IN HERE)
dies of shame
Heh heh heh--molerats. So. Funny.
Trudy: Billytea, a molerat bit my sister!
Billytea: Did she acquire superpowers? 'Cause mole rat powers would be so cool.
erikaj: Totally. What sort of powers? Tunnel building, I'm thinking.
Billytea: Oh, burrowing powers would definitely be in the mix. You want to get bitten by the queen, of course, because then you'll have mind-controlling pheromones. Which, among their many uses, will ensure that the recipient of said powers is the only one getting any action on the block.
But of course, these superpowers would only work while naked.
ETA: The queen mole rat. Not the queen of England. I'm really surprisingly ambivalent about getting bitten by her.
Betsy HP: What on earth are the pluses?
Trudy: New and exciting uses of the word "we"?
From Bitches 8
Cashmere: I can only think of pirates. and when I'm not thinking of pirates, I'm thinking of kilted Scottish hotties. What does this say about me?
deborah: That you're a woman of discernment and taste. Alternately that you want to do a pirate up in the crow's nest, while all the other pirates stand around enviously below, listening to you yelling "AARRR! AAARRRR!"
in Natter:
Ellen S:(Everyone reads the headline "Drums contain Yellow Substance!", but not many read the 3rd page correction "Oh Wait, It was Curry Powder".)
Daniel C. Jensen: Not a day goes by where I don't read the damage large drums of Curry Powder has wrought upon unsuspecting masses of international diners.
Jess PMoon:Weapons of Mass Indigestion?
Fay: Nah, you're thinking of Weapons of Masala Consumtion. Or, in the case of some Vindaloos and Ceylons, Weapons of Ass Destruction.
Betsy,in Natter
Every household needs at least one Bible for crosswords and looking up mysterious quotations on billboards.
Fay, in response to the headline:
Shatner, ex-wife settle their dispute over horse semen
crying
with laughter. I mean, settling your dispute over a couple of cold beers, like civilized people, yes. Over a nice Shiraz, by all means. Over horse semen?