River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.

'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Madrigal Costello - Jul 19, 2003 2:07:07 pm PDT #3982 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Threepeat! Whoo!


Elena - Jul 19, 2003 6:02:52 pm PDT #3983 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

In Bitches -

Elena - Religion baffles me.

Betsy - You should just treat religion the way I treat sports -- weird stuff that seems to make other people happy for some reason.

erika - That is the way I treat both religion and sports. If some archeologist can find out Jesus had a soccer ball, my approach will have some meaning.

DX - Jesus saves... But Esposito scores on the rebound!


Emlah - Jul 19, 2003 11:32:45 pm PDT #3984 of 10000
To every idea a shelf...

In Un-American......

Kassto: But then, you can be anyone on the internet. I could be an 18-month-old pomeranian pup.

brenda m: In which case, let me be the first to complement you on your typing.


Theodosia - Jul 20, 2003 3:48:43 am PDT #3985 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Elena:

Elena's eyes kaleidoscoped wildly from blue to green to gray to blue and back again, swirling, shifting, twirling with all the colours of the ocean and everything good and real the colour spectrum had to offer, shifting through the spectrum of colours the Earth itself showed to our brave cosmonauts as they lived and loved in space .. What? Where was I?

"You got a problem with me, missy?" The soused apothecary growled drunkenly. "Bring it on!"


DavidS - Jul 20, 2003 7:49:29 am PDT #3986 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Micole in Literary:

Kind of like a synaesthete trying to explain what color a number is. (I've never perceived numbers as having colors. But when I got bored in third-grade math, I would make up personalities for the numbers and then each addition or subtraction problem would become a soap operaish tale of family conflict and betrayal.)


amyth - Jul 20, 2003 9:05:15 am PDT #3987 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Looks like it's a mad-mad-Madrigal world this weekend.

In Natter:

Noumenon: Let's go clean cabinets.

Cindy: That's still not a euphemism, is it? Drat.

Madrigal: Maybe it could be a euphemism, like for outing really short people.

Cindy: What about the upper cabinets?

Madrigal: Very short, very gay people who can fly.

Cindy: Are they gay flying vampire people, or just mortals?

Madrigal: Since I've never really seen a 100% straight vampire, I'm thinking it'd go for both. Though vampires would probably favor those cabinets with the child-safety latches so that no one suprises them by suddenly opening the door when the room is sunny.

Cindy: True. Vampires are all about the ambi. Those latches are a good idea. You've given this a lot of thought.

Kathy Astrom: But if a non-vampire short person lived in a cabinet with latches, would a short flying vampire need an invitation to barge in?

Fay:

Very short, very gay people who can fly.
Aw, bless. Wee Clark'n'Lex! Too cute!


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2003 9:15:46 am PDT #3988 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter:

Consuela: And you know what's worse? Having a completely inept individual hitting on my while I'm barfing on the bus! Yes, he gave me napkins, but dude it's the height of bizarro-ness to press your scrap paper with your number on it on me while I'm hunched over in distress, whimpering, until the bus makes it to my stop.

DX:So, are you going to call him?


Cindy - Jul 20, 2003 1:35:44 pm PDT #3989 of 10000
Nobody

New to Angel, Rick looks for backstory in Angel NAFDA...

Plei:

First, TNT will be showing the show starting this fall

Rick:

Thanks, this is good timing. I'll have a friend with cable tape it for me.

I'm not mature enough to have cable TV. I would watch it


Theodosia - Jul 20, 2003 3:51:11 pm PDT #3990 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty:

You ever have that weird feeling where you feel obliged to do something like make your neighbor cookies, but you also want to put arsenic on said cookies?


Betsy HP - Jul 20, 2003 4:05:49 pm PDT #3991 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Hecubus:

Why did I buy my son a joy buzzer? Why? This was not a good idea.