Betsy,in Natter Every household needs at least one Bible for crosswords and looking up mysterious quotations on billboards.
Willow: Happy hunting. Buffy: Wish me monsters.
'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
erikaj - Jul 18, 2003 1:07:46 pm PDT #3973 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
amych - Jul 18, 2003 1:29:01 pm PDT #3974 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Fay, in response to the headline:
Shatner, ex-wife settle their dispute over horse semen
crying with laughter. I mean, settling your dispute over a couple of cold beers, like civilized people, yes. Over a nice Shiraz, by all means. Over horse semen?
Cindy - Jul 18, 2003 2:09:00 pm PDT #3975 of 10000
Nobody
In Bitches 8
NoiseDesign: Okay, I need to shower and all of that stuff before the Big Gay Pirates tonight, and I still have a popcorn bucket to modigy, so I'm off to get all wet and soapy, catch my bitches again in a bit.
deborah grabien: ND's going to modigy a popcorn bucket?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Sean K: Sometimes, when I think about ND modigying a popcorn bucket, I have to go modigy myself.
Penny B. - Jul 18, 2003 3:51:17 pm PDT #3976 of 10000
Nobody
Sorry, wrong thread. Really wrong thread. How does this happen?
Trudy Booth - Jul 18, 2003 10:10:30 pm PDT #3977 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Susan W: Living well is now just the second-best revenge. Living well AND forwarding his email to enough people to ruin HIS life is even better.
juliana - Jul 19, 2003 6:09:13 am PDT #3978 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
high plains grifter (context-free):
Neal Sedaka was right. Breaking up IS hard to do. Making a big damn fool of yourself, on the other hand, is easy as banana cream pie. Or horse jizz canapes.
Cindy - Jul 19, 2003 11:24:54 am PDT #3979 of 10000
Nobody
In Natter 14
Jesse: OK, now I'm going to sneak away from my post and walk into the woods to find someplace I can smoke a cigarette without kids around....
Madrigal: Oh no, Jesse is going to single-handedly undo all those years of DARE training. They'll spy her and realize that the cool kids do inhale and have to go on patches when it's time to go back to school because there's just too much time between recess breaks to get in a quick smoke. Maybe they can get nicotine patches with cartoon characters on them. Sponge-Bob Craving-Stopper. Yu-Gi-Don't-Smoke. No Nic At Nite.
Kathy A - Jul 19, 2003 12:29:25 pm PDT #3980 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
More Madrigal:
I'm picturing them handing out those little comment cards to the people of Iraq asking them to rate every aspect of the invasion from speed to inconvenience to aesthetics of the bombs and soldiers' uniforms and there'd be space on the back to add their own ideas for making it better in the future.
Trudy Booth - Jul 19, 2003 12:44:46 pm PDT #3981 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Madrigal yet again:
Have you ever wondered if the reason we haven't had any contact from aliens is because they've been getting tons of our spam but they're perfectly happy with the size of genitalia, so they feel no need to reply, and think maybe we're too insecure to try a relationship just now, especially one with inter-species problems?
Madrigal Costello - Jul 19, 2003 2:07:07 pm PDT #3982 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Threepeat! Whoo!