I only remembered it because I meant to COMM it myself, but had Buffistus Interruptus and totally forgot about it.
Coffee On My Monitor
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It's funny in context and funnier out:
Betsy: Shawn, I think you have no choice but to photocopy your goolie and send it to them.
Fred Pete in Natter 14:
(Edit: Unintended serial, much like Legally Blonde 2.)
Nutty: Power is the only way Henry ever got some. I mean, his charm, looks and precision secret bombing skills were getting him no lovin'.
Noise Design, in Natter:
Heck, I love my collection of bibles. I had enough copies of the Good News bible at one point that I hollowed one out to hide my booze in when I was in undergrad which was a dry campus.
There's a special corner of hell just for me!
Angus: ...there's no need for a new term when we already have a perfectly good one that doesn't set your teeth on edge: "Secular Humanist". (I'd call myself that except I don't really think I'm a humanist.)
BHP: Secular Misanthropist? "There is no God, and people aren't so great either."
Jess PMoon: I like the virgins!
Ellen in Natter: I like church, and would go if it weren't in the morning.
(Ellen is me! So much easier to imperil your immortal soul than to become a morning person...)
Cashmere, in Bitches 8:
2 rum & cokes with dinner: $9.50 on debit card
1 ticket to see Pirates of the Caribbean: $9.00 on debit card
Flask for rum: $29.50 on debit card
Blurting out loud in the theatre "Jesus, Jack, shag the boy already!": Priceless
OK - can't believe this wasn't COMMed yet.
The wit and wisdom of the BHP clan:
Voice from back seat: "Wasn't Al Qaeda supposed to be the President?"
Husband: "No, that was Al Gore."
Voice from back seat: "Oh."