'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Noise Design, in Natter:
Heck, I love my collection of bibles. I had enough copies of the Good News bible at one point that I hollowed one out to hide my booze in when I was in undergrad which was a dry campus.
There's a special corner of hell just for me!
Angus: ...there's no need for a new term when we already have a perfectly good one that doesn't set your teeth on edge: "Secular Humanist". (I'd call myself that except I don't really think I'm a humanist.)
BHP: Secular Misanthropist? "There is no God, and people aren't so great either."
Jess PMoon: I like the virgins!
Ellen in Natter: I like church, and would go if it weren't in the morning.
(Ellen is me! So much easier to imperil your immortal soul than to become a morning person...)
Cashmere, in Bitches 8:
2 rum & cokes with dinner: $9.50 on debit card
1 ticket to see Pirates of the Caribbean: $9.00 on debit card
Flask for rum: $29.50 on debit card
Blurting out loud in the theatre "Jesus, Jack, shag the boy already!": Priceless
OK - can't believe this wasn't COMMed yet.
The wit and wisdom of the BHP clan:
Voice from back seat: "Wasn't Al Qaeda supposed to be the President?"
Husband: "No, that was Al Gore."
Voice from back seat: "Oh."
(Oh I am so charmed by the H-P sprog.)
in Bitches, no context, no way:
Sean: I don't get Big Gay Pirates until tomorrow. Feh.
Trudy: Well, you can protect your prostate with them tonight.
Nope nothing to see here.
(for future reference - I commed Cashmere's "shag him already" quote, which DX had already commed, RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST QUOTE I PUT IN HERE)
dies of shame
Heh heh heh--molerats. So. Funny.
Trudy: Billytea, a molerat bit my sister!
Billytea: Did she acquire superpowers? 'Cause mole rat powers would be so cool.
erikaj: Totally. What sort of powers? Tunnel building, I'm thinking.
Billytea: Oh, burrowing powers would definitely be in the mix. You want to get bitten by the queen, of course, because then you'll have mind-controlling pheromones. Which, among their many uses, will ensure that the recipient of said powers is the only one getting any action on the block.
But of course, these superpowers would only work while naked.
ETA: The queen mole rat. Not the queen of England. I'm really surprisingly ambivalent about getting bitten by her.
Betsy HP: What on earth are the pluses?
Trudy: New and exciting uses of the word "we"?