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Java cat - Jun 26, 2003 7:40:03 pm PDT #3801 of 10000

Not javachik

Natter 12b:

msbelle: I AM ON AN ENDORPHIN HIGH!!

run for cover and protect the children.

ita: Where did you get those endorphins, young lady?

Kat: Watch out! msbelle is going to pinkify things!!

Sue: Did msbelle say she was on a Dolphin high? I think I misunderstood with the Asscaps

msbelle: I got them (endorphins) from a sweaty room where I did punching and kicking drills.

I'm not gonna pinkify anything I am gonna chill then shower then sleep.

I missed ita not having a fridge, that is crazy. EAT YOUR VEGGIES!!! Water should not be leaking into your fridge and he should not have left food out.

Sue! WHY CAN'T YOU READ ASSCAPS?

ita: Okay -- is she cuter hopped up on endorphins or drunk?

I can't tell.

Left jab! Right cross! Tequila shot!

Theodosia - Jun 27, 2003 5:23:40 am PDT #3802 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Raquel:

One of my cow-orkers just said something to me that started with "Scalia made some very good points...." I didn't make out the rest, as I was screaming and pummelling him over the head with a bookend.

Oh yes, I am Miss Liberal Tolerance.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 27, 2003 5:41:49 am PDT #3803 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Jess PMoon:

Lamé? Passé.

Steph L.:

Snerké.

(We'll see. Accents? Edit: looks like they made it through copy-paste.)

Theodosia - Jun 27, 2003 5:51:58 am PDT #3804 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

elena:

You know, all of the homosexuals can come to Canada to get married and then go to Texas to have sex.

Fred Pete - Jun 27, 2003 6:21:38 am PDT #3805 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Fun with typos, courtesy of Trudy:

Sean, he's filled with the Spirt.

smonster - Jun 27, 2003 8:54:36 am PDT #3806 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hec, in Bitches.

Pfah - hipsters don't want to save the world. They want good hair product. Not that these are mutually exclusive.

ChiKat - Jun 27, 2003 9:42:23 am PDT #3807 of 10000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

lori: Teaching her? She came with evil already installed.

esse - Jun 27, 2003 9:54:26 am PDT #3808 of 10000

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Plei: But damn, Muppet should NOT be worn in public after Labor Day.

DXMachina - Jun 27, 2003 11:55:49 am PDT #3809 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Victor, in the Jossverse:

AH HA! PROOF! PROOF THAT OUR MAD THEORY WASN' T ALL THAT MAD!!! THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUTH I TELL YOU! THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUUU... BONK!

Hi. This is Victor's ferrets. We apologize once again for the behavior of the hairless monkey. The heat is getting to him, poor thing, and he doesn't have a water bottle of his own hanging by the cage...huh? What's that?...oh. He calls the cage "the desk."

Anyway, we're hiding him under the bed for a bit, as part of the "monkey resocialization process," where we will tickle his feet and deny him raisins until he tells us where the weapons of mass destruction are.

Carry on.

Jessica - Jun 27, 2003 1:20:53 pm PDT #3810 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

TomW, in Natter:

Dear Massachusetts,

After careful examination out of the window, it has come to my attention that your weather sucks.

Please cease sucking, forthwith.

Yours, Etc. and so-forth,

Tom

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