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DXMachina - Jun 27, 2003 11:55:49 am PDT #3809 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Victor, in the Jossverse:

AH HA! PROOF! PROOF THAT OUR MAD THEORY WASN' T ALL THAT MAD!!! THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUTH I TELL YOU! THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUUU... BONK!

Hi. This is Victor's ferrets. We apologize once again for the behavior of the hairless monkey. The heat is getting to him, poor thing, and he doesn't have a water bottle of his own hanging by the cage...huh? What's that?...oh. He calls the cage "the desk."

Anyway, we're hiding him under the bed for a bit, as part of the "monkey resocialization process," where we will tickle his feet and deny him raisins until he tells us where the weapons of mass destruction are.

Carry on.

Jessica - Jun 27, 2003 1:20:53 pm PDT #3810 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

TomW, in Natter:

Dear Massachusetts,

After careful examination out of the window, it has come to my attention that your weather sucks.

Please cease sucking, forthwith.

Yours, Etc. and so-forth,

Tom

Jessica - Jun 27, 2003 2:11:44 pm PDT #3811 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

JZ, in Natter:

(and, be it noted, that my fists are not wee and cute like, say, Teppy's or msbelle's gittery fists or ita's fluffy bunny fists; no, I have the big hammy - and, incidentally, very threatening when waved at slippery eel continental references - fists of a woman of 5'10").

(I myself am only 5'5", which is mostly irksome but sometimes troubling as I can imagine somewhere in the world a woman of 5'10" with little itsy bitsy fists that scare nobody, looking at her tiny faerie-like hands and weeping, "Why, God, why?")

Theodosia - Jun 27, 2003 5:09:35 pm PDT #3812 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cass, on having de-lurked in Natter:

Thanks... I have become one of those crack- addicted animals that hits the Read New button...

Cass - Jun 27, 2003 5:13:45 pm PDT #3813 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

t hits Read New

Damn, I already read *that*...

t hits Read New again...

edited because New and Now are different and though what I meant is "Now!!!", the button is clearly labeled Read New...

aurelia - Jun 27, 2003 8:02:04 pm PDT #3814 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

DavidS in natter

Mistaking James Taylor for James Brown is like...is like...mistaking Unix for C+.

Fay - Jun 28, 2003 3:50:42 am PDT #3815 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Madrigal Costello in F2F:

Well, I'm ferrying some people to and from Klingon Language Camp and Klingon Warrior Training, so it's going to be a bit like camping, and for a sing-along, I'm going to make them sing "Backdoor Lover" in their costumes.

How can you help but love her?

Trudy Booth - Jun 29, 2003 5:58:34 pm PDT #3816 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

NoiseDesign: Running lights on modern gear is pretty much all about hitting a button marked GO when the stage manager tells you to.

Theodosia: The trick is pushing it with panache.

NoiseDesign I tried pushing it with my panache, but the police had words with me about doing that in front of the children.

Nilly - Jun 29, 2003 11:18:18 pm PDT #3817 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter:

victor infante: Am I, like, the only guy on the Internet without an alias? It's like having a secret identity in reverse.

Theodosia - Jun 30, 2003 1:57:22 am PDT #3818 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

P.M. Marcontell on gardening:

Oh, the Morning Glory had spread while I had my back turned, and resulted in me only managing to get rid of half of it. Hate that stuff.

Hate hate hate.

However, I LOVE my weedwacker, and I love using it on things I shouldn't, and getting covered in green slime as a result. I also love my pruning thinger. Clipper.

I must have a chainsaw, so as to speed the trimming of large objects.

Gardening is like fighting nasty green demons with the largest possible tools for me.

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