elena:
You know, all of the homosexuals can come to Canada to get married and then go to Texas to have sex.
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Jun 27, 2003 5:51:58 am PDT #3804 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Fred Pete - Jun 27, 2003 6:21:38 am PDT #3805 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Fun with typos, courtesy of Trudy:
Sean, he's filled with the Spirt.
smonster - Jun 27, 2003 8:54:36 am PDT #3806 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hec, in Bitches.
Pfah - hipsters don't want to save the world. They want good hair product. Not that these are mutually exclusive.
ChiKat - Jun 27, 2003 9:42:23 am PDT #3807 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
lori: Teaching her? She came with evil already installed.
esse - Jun 27, 2003 9:54:26 am PDT #3808 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Plei: But damn, Muppet should NOT be worn in public after Labor Day.
DXMachina - Jun 27, 2003 11:55:49 am PDT #3809 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Victor, in the Jossverse:
AH HA! PROOF! PROOF THAT OUR MAD THEORY WASN' T ALL THAT MAD!!! THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUTH I TELL YOU! THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUUU... BONK!
Hi. This is Victor's ferrets. We apologize once again for the behavior of the hairless monkey. The heat is getting to him, poor thing, and he doesn't have a water bottle of his own hanging by the cage...huh? What's that?...oh. He calls the cage "the desk."
Anyway, we're hiding him under the bed for a bit, as part of the "monkey resocialization process," where we will tickle his feet and deny him raisins until he tells us where the weapons of mass destruction are.
Carry on.
Jessica - Jun 27, 2003 1:20:53 pm PDT #3810 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
TomW, in Natter:
Dear Massachusetts,
After careful examination out of the window, it has come to my attention that your weather sucks.
Please cease sucking, forthwith.
Yours, Etc. and so-forth,
Tom
Jessica - Jun 27, 2003 2:11:44 pm PDT #3811 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
JZ, in Natter:
(and, be it noted, that my fists are not wee and cute like, say, Teppy's or msbelle's gittery fists or ita's fluffy bunny fists; no, I have the big hammy - and, incidentally, very threatening when waved at slippery eel continental references - fists of a woman of 5'10").
(I myself am only 5'5", which is mostly irksome but sometimes troubling as I can imagine somewhere in the world a woman of 5'10" with little itsy bitsy fists that scare nobody, looking at her tiny faerie-like hands and weeping, "Why, God, why?")
Theodosia - Jun 27, 2003 5:09:35 pm PDT #3812 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Cass, on having de-lurked in Natter:
Thanks... I have become one of those crack- addicted animals that hits the Read New button...
Cass - Jun 27, 2003 5:13:45 pm PDT #3813 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
t hits Read New
Damn, I already read *that*...
t hits Read New again...
edited because New and Now are different and though what I meant is "Now!!!", the button is clearly labeled Read New...