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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Jessica - Jun 27, 2003 2:11:44 pm PDT #3811 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

JZ, in Natter:

(and, be it noted, that my fists are not wee and cute like, say, Teppy's or msbelle's gittery fists or ita's fluffy bunny fists; no, I have the big hammy - and, incidentally, very threatening when waved at slippery eel continental references - fists of a woman of 5'10").

(I myself am only 5'5", which is mostly irksome but sometimes troubling as I can imagine somewhere in the world a woman of 5'10" with little itsy bitsy fists that scare nobody, looking at her tiny faerie-like hands and weeping, "Why, God, why?")

Theodosia - Jun 27, 2003 5:09:35 pm PDT #3812 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cass, on having de-lurked in Natter:

Thanks... I have become one of those crack- addicted animals that hits the Read New button...

Cass - Jun 27, 2003 5:13:45 pm PDT #3813 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

t hits Read New

Damn, I already read *that*...

t hits Read New again...

edited because New and Now are different and though what I meant is "Now!!!", the button is clearly labeled Read New...

aurelia - Jun 27, 2003 8:02:04 pm PDT #3814 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

DavidS in natter

Mistaking James Taylor for James Brown is like...is like...mistaking Unix for C+.

Fay - Jun 28, 2003 3:50:42 am PDT #3815 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Madrigal Costello in F2F:

Well, I'm ferrying some people to and from Klingon Language Camp and Klingon Warrior Training, so it's going to be a bit like camping, and for a sing-along, I'm going to make them sing "Backdoor Lover" in their costumes.

How can you help but love her?

Trudy Booth - Jun 29, 2003 5:58:34 pm PDT #3816 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

NoiseDesign: Running lights on modern gear is pretty much all about hitting a button marked GO when the stage manager tells you to.

Theodosia: The trick is pushing it with panache.

NoiseDesign I tried pushing it with my panache, but the police had words with me about doing that in front of the children.

Nilly - Jun 29, 2003 11:18:18 pm PDT #3817 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter:

victor infante: Am I, like, the only guy on the Internet without an alias? It's like having a secret identity in reverse.

Theodosia - Jun 30, 2003 1:57:22 am PDT #3818 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

P.M. Marcontell on gardening:

Oh, the Morning Glory had spread while I had my back turned, and resulted in me only managing to get rid of half of it. Hate that stuff.

Hate hate hate.

However, I LOVE my weedwacker, and I love using it on things I shouldn't, and getting covered in green slime as a result. I also love my pruning thinger. Clipper.

I must have a chainsaw, so as to speed the trimming of large objects.

Gardening is like fighting nasty green demons with the largest possible tools for me.

Theodosia - Jun 30, 2003 3:09:32 pm PDT #3819 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

On the characters to be in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:

Shawn:

Can someone explain what Dorian Gray's power is supposed to be?

Penny B:

Quipping? Someone should explain to the producers that one can't get by on quipping alone - there has to be slayage also.

Matt the Bruins fan:

I'm afraid that they've turned him into a Jasonesque unstoppable killing machine, but how great would it be if we got Stephen Fry belittling opponents with witty bon mots until they ran off sobbing?

[edited to attribute correctly]

Java cat - Jun 30, 2003 3:56:49 pm PDT #3820 of 10000

Not javachik

Natter 12b:

Cass: am I italic?

Daniel: I thought I was italic one summer. I rode my bicycle at a slight angle and kept speaking with intensity.

Later that fall I tried being bold, but couldn't sustain it.

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