in Natter:
sarameg: I'm just waiting for viagra spam to jump to the phone lines....
Cass: It picks the phone up on its own?
We knocked 'em deader!
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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amych - Jun 25, 2003 2:25:41 pm PDT #3776 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Theodosia - Jun 25, 2003 3:35:51 pm PDT #3777 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Cass is on a roll today as well -- speaking about the un-necessity of weight being listed on driver's licenses:
I think we've determined that they shouldn't on the grounds that it's never right.
"All units be on the lookout for a woman, 5'6" and anything but 130 pounds..."
JohnSweden - Jun 25, 2003 5:25:14 pm PDT #3778 of 10000
I can't even.
Allyson in Bitches:
I'm a perfectly hairless woman, except well shaped brows, a full head of long, luxurious hair, and a patch of pubic hair, perfectly shaped into a heart with the words, "i wuv u" dyed into it in fuchia. Like all girls.
I spattered tea, not coffee, but y'know, Canadian, so I figured it still counted.
Dana - Jun 26, 2003 5:14:43 am PDT #3779 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
ita, in Natter:
I dreamt last night that Orlando Bloom killed someone for me. At least, I think he did. That's what I told my mother, anyway. I mean, it fit the facts.
I kicked him off a balcony for harassing me (the bad man, not Orlando), but he survived the fall, and Orlando later took him out (we think) so he couldn't get back to me.
Boy, was I ever smug when I woke up.
It's better than flowers.
Steph L. - Jun 26, 2003 5:22:25 am PDT #3780 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter....
Fred Pete:Just in on CNN's Website -- the Supreme Court held that Texas' anti-sodomy statute is unconstitutional! No details yet.
Angus:WOO-HOO! Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
sarameg - Jun 26, 2003 5:31:35 am PDT #3781 of 10000
someBuffista was me.
amych - Jun 26, 2003 5:35:01 am PDT #3782 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Thanks, sarameg -- edited.
Jon B. - Jun 26, 2003 5:56:22 am PDT #3783 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
Angus rocks. That is all.
Astarte - Jun 26, 2003 5:57:57 am PDT #3784 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Allyson in Bitches, variations on a theme already COMM'd by JohnSweden:
Pity the poor girl who plucks, shaves, burns, pours hot wax followed by ripping hair out of their bodies, so that some asswipe with a beard can be happy rubbing thier brillo pad whiskers in all the wrong places.
It must be tough to be one of those girls. Not for me, though. I'm perfectly hairless and made of scratch resistant porcelain, like a kitchen sink, I am.
It's that closing that's the killa...
Gandalfe - Jun 26, 2003 6:48:09 am PDT #3785 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
K, I have to say that I've been saying this to people around work ever since I read it - although I substitute "Dallas" for "Texes," just for that fine detail. I've gotten fairly odd looks, most likely because I'm straight.