Susan W.: Whipped cream in an Italian soda is Wrong. Aluminum bat wrong.
You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.
Buffy ,'Help'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Trudy Booth - Jun 24, 2003 9:35:39 am PDT #3766 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Leigh - Jun 24, 2003 11:01:41 pm PDT #3767 of 10000
Nobody
Emlah, in UnAmerican, taking the tran-Tasman taunting to a whole new level:
EXT. OCEANIA - DAY
AUSTRALIA notices NEW ZEALAND getting ready to launch Tom Cruise across the Tasman.
AUSTRALIA
Okay, New Zealand, you wanna point
that somewhere else?
NEW ZEALAND
You better not try and stop me.
AUSTRALIA
No. No stopping. I'm just here for the
view. Hey look, Indonesia.
NEW ZEALAND
Go away.
AUSTRALIA
Never gonna happen.
NEW ZEALAND
You think I won't use this arrogant
movie star?
AUSTRALIA
I don't know, New Zealand, I'm just --
NEW ZEALAND
Stop doing that!
AUSTRALIA
Doing what?
NEW ZEALAND
Stop saying my name like we're friends.
We're not friends. You all think I'm an
idiot. A short idiot.
AUSTRALIA
I don't. I mean, I think Tom Cruise
is a short idiot, but you... I don't
think about you much at all.
Most people here don't. Bugs you,
doesn't it? You've got all this pain,
all these feelings and nobody's
paying attention.
NEW ZEALAND
You think I just want attention?
AUSTRALIA
No, I think you're wielding Tom Cruise
because you want to blend in.
Believe it or not, New Zealand, I
understand. About the pain.
NEW ZEALAND
Oh, right. 'Cause the burden of being
beautiful and lucky, that's a crippler.
AUSTRALIA
I'm sorry, I was wrong. You are an idiot.
My life happens very occasionally to
suck beyond the telling of it. More than
I can stand sometimes. And not just me.
Every single country is ignoring your pain
because they're way too busy with their own.
The beautiful ones, the popular ones, the ones
that pick on you... everyone.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer: aiding and abetting smart arses since 1997.
Fiona - Jun 24, 2003 11:03:02 pm PDT #3768 of 10000
Damn! Leigh got here first....
Lady O' Spain - Jun 25, 2003 4:09:02 am PDT #3769 of 10000
Red hair and black leather--my favorite color scheme.
From Movies, on the new Terminator movie...
Madrigal Costello: Hmm, now I'm thinking that the female Terminator is going to be like the April that Warren created on "Buffy."
Holli: "Hi! I'm April. Have you seen John Connor? He's my objective, and I need to kill him. Oh. Okay. Bye!"
Jess PMoon: I Was Made to Terminate You?
Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2003 5:55:01 am PDT #3770 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jess PMoon: Every so often I get the urge to try low-carbing it. And then I remember I don't really want to.
Java cat - Jun 25, 2003 8:41:13 am PDT #3771 of 10000
Not javachik
Burrell: Angus is right. We academics critique things we've neither read nor seen all the time.
Wolfram: That's okay. We non-academics talk about topics we've never studied nor understand all the time.
Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2003 12:33:06 pm PDT #3772 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimee:
Hi Tom!
I'm getting Prince William 21st Birthday china.
I'm telling all the Enlish people I know.
Cass - Jun 25, 2003 1:02:57 pm PDT #3773 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Theodosia - Jun 25, 2003 1:51:29 pm PDT #3774 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Wolfram (an actual lawyer, btw):
Just a friendly reminder to anyone considering murder, to delete all your posts about it first.
Calli - Jun 25, 2003 2:08:58 pm PDT #3775 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Ita: Hey, while you're at it, want to remind me that I only hurt people for fun? Not out of frustration?
Dana: ita, you only hurt people for fun. Using it to punish people would only cheapen it.