Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
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Allyson in Bitches:
I'm a perfectly hairless woman, except well shaped brows, a full head of long, luxurious hair, and a patch of pubic hair, perfectly shaped into a heart with the words, "i wuv u" dyed into it in fuchia. Like all girls.
I spattered tea, not coffee, but y'know, Canadian, so I figured it still counted.
ita, in Natter:
I dreamt last night that Orlando Bloom killed someone for me. At least, I think he did. That's what I told my mother, anyway. I mean, it fit the facts.
I kicked him off a balcony for harassing me (the bad man, not Orlando), but he survived the fall, and Orlando later took him out (we think) so he couldn't get back to me.
Boy, was I ever smug when I woke up.
It's better than flowers.
In Natter....
Fred Pete:Just in on CNN's Website -- the Supreme Court held that Texas' anti-sodomy statute is unconstitutional! No details yet.
Angus:WOO-HOO! Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
someBuffista was me.
Thanks, sarameg -- edited.
Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
Angus rocks. That is all.
Allyson in Bitches, variations on a theme already COMM'd by JohnSweden:
Pity the poor girl who plucks, shaves, burns, pours hot wax followed by ripping hair out of their bodies, so that some asswipe with a beard can be happy rubbing thier brillo pad whiskers in all the wrong places.
It must be tough to be one of those girls. Not for me, though. I'm perfectly hairless and made of scratch resistant porcelain, like a kitchen sink, I am.
It's that closing that's the killa...
Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
K, I have to say that I've been saying this to people around work ever since I read it - although I substitute "Dallas" for "Texes," just for that fine detail. I've gotten fairly odd looks, most likely because I'm straight.
Huh, glad to have provided a new meme! (I've already seen it turn up on somebody's LiveJournal...)
Just tell them it's a matter of principle, Gandalfe. If they can't understand ethics that's their problem.