Okay, start here... laugh
It's over 50 posts, you just gotta read it...
He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.
Anya ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Cass - Jun 25, 2003 1:02:57 pm PDT #3773 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Theodosia - Jun 25, 2003 1:51:29 pm PDT #3774 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Wolfram (an actual lawyer, btw):
Just a friendly reminder to anyone considering murder, to delete all your posts about it first.
Calli - Jun 25, 2003 2:08:58 pm PDT #3775 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Ita: Hey, while you're at it, want to remind me that I only hurt people for fun? Not out of frustration?
Dana: ita, you only hurt people for fun. Using it to punish people would only cheapen it.
amych - Jun 25, 2003 2:25:41 pm PDT #3776 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
in Natter:
sarameg: I'm just waiting for viagra spam to jump to the phone lines....
Cass: It picks the phone up on its own?
Theodosia - Jun 25, 2003 3:35:51 pm PDT #3777 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Cass is on a roll today as well -- speaking about the un-necessity of weight being listed on driver's licenses:
I think we've determined that they shouldn't on the grounds that it's never right.
"All units be on the lookout for a woman, 5'6" and anything but 130 pounds..."
JohnSweden - Jun 25, 2003 5:25:14 pm PDT #3778 of 10000
I can't even.
Allyson in Bitches:
I'm a perfectly hairless woman, except well shaped brows, a full head of long, luxurious hair, and a patch of pubic hair, perfectly shaped into a heart with the words, "i wuv u" dyed into it in fuchia. Like all girls.
I spattered tea, not coffee, but y'know, Canadian, so I figured it still counted.
Dana - Jun 26, 2003 5:14:43 am PDT #3779 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
ita, in Natter:
I dreamt last night that Orlando Bloom killed someone for me. At least, I think he did. That's what I told my mother, anyway. I mean, it fit the facts.
I kicked him off a balcony for harassing me (the bad man, not Orlando), but he survived the fall, and Orlando later took him out (we think) so he couldn't get back to me.
Boy, was I ever smug when I woke up.
It's better than flowers.
Steph L. - Jun 26, 2003 5:22:25 am PDT #3780 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter....
Fred Pete:Just in on CNN's Website -- the Supreme Court held that Texas' anti-sodomy statute is unconstitutional! No details yet.
Angus:WOO-HOO! Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
sarameg - Jun 26, 2003 5:31:35 am PDT #3781 of 10000
someBuffista was me.
amych - Jun 26, 2003 5:35:01 am PDT #3782 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Thanks, sarameg -- edited.