Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Nilly - Jun 24, 2003 8:37:36 am PDT #3763 of 10000
Swouncing

::blush::


Susan W. - Jun 24, 2003 8:44:32 am PDT #3764 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

From Buffy, mildly spoilery (costuming, not plot points) for end of S7:

sj:
I think the Spike name should be retired for use by anyone other than my favorite vampire. Think Mr. Lee would agree to that?

At least we know where TNN really came up with the name for their network that is supposed to be sexy and unapologetically male.

Jess:
So I guess they hadn't seen what he's wearing at the end of Chosen yet, huh?


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 24, 2003 9:19:23 am PDT #3765 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

patpatsim as the Hebrew word for bubblewrap.

I'd like to COMM this, please.

Hebrew, via Nilly: patpatsim = bubblewrap


Trudy Booth - Jun 24, 2003 9:35:39 am PDT #3766 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Susan W.: Whipped cream in an Italian soda is Wrong. Aluminum bat wrong.


Leigh - Jun 24, 2003 11:01:41 pm PDT #3767 of 10000
Nobody

Emlah, in UnAmerican, taking the tran-Tasman taunting to a whole new level:

EXT. OCEANIA - DAY

AUSTRALIA notices NEW ZEALAND getting ready to launch Tom Cruise across the Tasman.

AUSTRALIA

Okay, New Zealand, you wanna point

that somewhere else?

NEW ZEALAND

You better not try and stop me.

AUSTRALIA

No. No stopping. I'm just here for the

view. Hey look, Indonesia.

NEW ZEALAND

Go away.

AUSTRALIA

Never gonna happen.

NEW ZEALAND

You think I won't use this arrogant

movie star?

AUSTRALIA

I don't know, New Zealand, I'm just --

NEW ZEALAND

Stop doing that!

AUSTRALIA

Doing what?

NEW ZEALAND

Stop saying my name like we're friends.

We're not friends. You all think I'm an

idiot. A short idiot.

AUSTRALIA

I don't. I mean, I think Tom Cruise

is a short idiot, but you... I don't

think about you much at all.

Most people here don't. Bugs you,

doesn't it? You've got all this pain,

all these feelings and nobody's

paying attention.

NEW ZEALAND

You think I just want attention?

AUSTRALIA

No, I think you're wielding Tom Cruise

because you want to blend in.

Believe it or not, New Zealand, I

understand. About the pain.

NEW ZEALAND

Oh, right. 'Cause the burden of being

beautiful and lucky, that's a crippler.

AUSTRALIA

I'm sorry, I was wrong. You are an idiot.

My life happens very occasionally to

suck beyond the telling of it. More than

I can stand sometimes. And not just me.

Every single country is ignoring your pain

because they're way too busy with their own.

The beautiful ones, the popular ones, the ones

that pick on you... everyone.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer: aiding and abetting smart arses since 1997.


Fiona - Jun 24, 2003 11:03:02 pm PDT #3768 of 10000

Damn! Leigh got here first....


Lady O' Spain - Jun 25, 2003 4:09:02 am PDT #3769 of 10000
Red hair and black leather--my favorite color scheme.

From Movies, on the new Terminator movie...

Madrigal Costello: Hmm, now I'm thinking that the female Terminator is going to be like the April that Warren created on "Buffy."

Holli: "Hi! I'm April. Have you seen John Connor? He's my objective, and I need to kill him. Oh. Okay. Bye!"

Jess PMoon: I Was Made to Terminate You?


Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2003 5:55:01 am PDT #3770 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jess PMoon: Every so often I get the urge to try low-carbing it. And then I remember I don't really want to.


Java cat - Jun 25, 2003 8:41:13 am PDT #3771 of 10000
Not javachik

Burrell: Angus is right. We academics critique things we've neither read nor seen all the time.

Wolfram: That's okay. We non-academics talk about topics we've never studied nor understand all the time.


Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2003 12:33:06 pm PDT #3772 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimee:

Hi Tom!

I'm getting Prince William 21st Birthday china.

I'm telling all the Enlish people I know.