Buffy ,'Chosen'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Oh, dear. sarameg, splendidly laconic in Natter 12b:
I've inherited my mom's black thumb. I've killed a small palmy-thing, a large palmy thing and countless herbs. Despite her being a farmgirl, she killed everything until she got pregnant 27 years and 8 months ago. Since then, green thumb. I'm not looking to solve this plant problem her way.
(meep! I got COMMed!)
Leigh brings the out-of-context fun, in UnAmericans:
It's a pity Dru's nuttiness isn't hereditary, because crazy vampire puppies? It's comedy gold!
And another from Leigh in UnAmericans:
I watched The Smurfs religiously because I thought some of them had to get eaten eventually and I didn't want to miss seeing it happen.
Oh what the hell, I'll do the whole volley that Leigh is quoted from above:
P.M. Marcontell:
"I see you seem to have developed something of a problem with an over run of adorable puppies. I'm not surprised; I've been getting a number of calls on it myself."
"You just here to piss me off, Wes, or you have a point?"
"Charles--"
"It's all right, Fred. It's a tricky problem. The puppies have wiped out Wolfram and Hart, no one can recall how they got here, and animal control is no help at all. We need Angelus."
Leigh:
There should be vampire puppies, I feel. They would amuse me immensely, and thus, someone must bring them into being.
P.M. Marcontell:
You just know, Dru has tried.
Leigh:
It's a pity Dru's nuttiness isn't hereditary, because crazy vampire puppies? It's comedy gold! But now I'm having horrible memories of Bunnicula, that annoying vegetarian vampire rabbit. That's not so funny.
Emily, in F2F Planning:
I think that falls well into the range of boundary issues. Nobody gets to embrace my inner anything without my explicit, and possibly written and notarized, consent.
NoiseDesign in Bitches:
Um...I just got Spam that was simply a picture of a teddy bear with a big grin on his face getting sucked off by a shop vac with an evil grin and a link.
I'm not even sure how to react to this. I must fall into a really special demographic.
In Natter:
kat perez: I received two spam emails from Steph offering me "Live Russian teens".
Sean K: I suppose that's slightly better than spam offering you "Dead Russian teens," kat.
shrift: Dude, when spammers start favoring necrophilia over bestiality, I'm going to declare it The Fall of the Roman Empire II: Fall Harder.
Madrigal Costello: I didn't spend three years in Latin Club just to learn the language - it was all about survival.
Leigh in Movies:
I like the internet. It's better than bagels.
Madrigal in Previously, discussing the wacky slash pairings: I think the badness would be wanna-blessed-be on wanna-blessed-be. They'd both probably end up dying of patchouli poisoning.