I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.

Tara ,'Get It Done'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Sue - May 26, 2003 9:05:00 am PDT #3604 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Hey Nilly, can you fix the typo in the quote? Thanks!

Thanks for COMM'ing me too!


Sue - May 26, 2003 9:38:04 am PDT #3605 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Because context is for wussies:

'Ouise in Natter:

I was a woman without bagels, and so I wept. And then I found that I was also a woman without local strawberries and cherries, and I just. gave. up.

Nilly:

Ouise, cheer up! Soon you'll be a woman without a job!


erinaceous - May 26, 2003 9:53:37 am PDT #3606 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Scrappy (in Spoilers, so whitey white white font):

DavidS:what would non-Vamp Spike do?

Scrappy:Me.


Katie M - May 26, 2003 3:13:01 pm PDT #3607 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Madrigal in Angel, but spoilery for Buffy:

On the likely explanation for Sunnydale's disappearance:

It'll probably end up in the papers as, "Small financially struggling town tries to gain fame by having the largest cock-fighting pit in the US, but still comes in second to Sheboygan."


sj - May 26, 2003 5:33:27 pm PDT #3608 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Megan E. in Atlantic Canadian:

this new Buffyless reality sucks. Can we trade it for the world without shrimp?


Cindy - May 26, 2003 7:15:26 pm PDT #3609 of 10000
Nobody

Emmett is the topic of discussion in Bitches...

Hec:

his nurturing instincts only seem to come out over money and pointy objects

Fay:

blinks

Hec, mate - I think there's every possibility that you've created a vengeance demon.


Theodosia - May 26, 2003 10:34:09 pm PDT #3610 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erikaj, also in Bitches:

The last time I got paid for writing....it was like $125. I wanted to get it all in quarters and roll around in it, but I would have felt like a Very Bad Lefty if I'd done it. Also, the whole insanity thing.


sj - May 27, 2003 12:47:44 am PDT #3611 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Zeusgirl in Angel:

>I want a show where Giles visits, and when he bumps into Lilah in the lobby, both their heads fall off.


Madrigal Costello - May 27, 2003 10:11:12 am PDT #3612 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Allyson:

No friggin' cilantro fucking with my zen.


DXMachina - May 27, 2003 10:21:32 am PDT #3613 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Literary:

Jim: For future reference: Berkoff is, in technical terms, a pretentious, self-important, self-aggrandizing, posturing, wife-beating, vacuous cunt of the highest order, who's highest acheivement as an actor, writer or director was his performance as the baddie in under The Cherry Moon.

DXMachina: So, you're a fan, then?

Jim: I hate Berkoff, both professionally and personally. I think he should be thrown off a cliff.

Angus G: I quite agree. He seems to come out to Australia quite a lot; maybe he can find more gullible punters here.

Calli: Or a worthwhile selection of cliffs.