You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


sj - May 27, 2003 12:47:44 am PDT #3611 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Zeusgirl in Angel:

>I want a show where Giles visits, and when he bumps into Lilah in the lobby, both their heads fall off.


Madrigal Costello - May 27, 2003 10:11:12 am PDT #3612 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Allyson:

No friggin' cilantro fucking with my zen.


DXMachina - May 27, 2003 10:21:32 am PDT #3613 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Literary:

Jim: For future reference: Berkoff is, in technical terms, a pretentious, self-important, self-aggrandizing, posturing, wife-beating, vacuous cunt of the highest order, who's highest acheivement as an actor, writer or director was his performance as the baddie in under The Cherry Moon.

DXMachina: So, you're a fan, then?

Jim: I hate Berkoff, both professionally and personally. I think he should be thrown off a cliff.

Angus G: I quite agree. He seems to come out to Australia quite a lot; maybe he can find more gullible punters here.

Calli: Or a worthwhile selection of cliffs.


erinaceous - May 27, 2003 12:31:28 pm PDT #3614 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Plei, in Spoilers (can you tell that's mostly what I read?), whitefont is spoilery for S5 Angel:

(Plants grumpy haggis eating cannon fodder monkey ass down in the "THANK GOODNESS CC IS LEAVING!!!" camp. Also in the CordyNAngle4NEVAH!!!1! camp.)

(My ass is large. It might need a third camp.)


DXMachina - May 27, 2003 9:57:58 pm PDT #3615 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Bitches:

Erin G: I have friends coming over everyday to feed and shoot the cat, so I don't want the place to be too hard to navigate.

ita: Every day? Their aim must suck.


Leigh - May 28, 2003 12:14:13 am PDT #3616 of 10000
Nobody

Cindy, in Angel:

The opinions expressed in this post are not the property of buffistas.org, The WB, FOX, UPN, or, for that matter, ABC. They may be the opinion of some of the contestants on the latest season of Survivor, but I do not know, because I do not watch it.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 28, 2003 2:30:07 am PDT #3617 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Bitches:

Jess PMoon:

Damn those Montgomerys and their penchant for county-founding.

- - -

And the Bitch Husband Show:

Aimee:

It's totally been one of those days. And will continue to be so when I get home. 6 weeks worth of laundry...

Pete:

Blimey. If any of those items are MM's smalls, I fear a strange Cthuthloid underware monster incident.

It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

Elena's Husband:

Nothing worse than getting caught with your tentacles hanging out...

Pete:

Or being caught with a Dagon...

- - -

Elena in Bitchy Fic:

I was just compounding a dermatological and while I was carefully cleaning the thick, white cream from the shaft and head of the pestle - slowly exposing the hard, gleaming length - I realised that being around you guys has really changed the way I view the world.


Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2003 7:04:05 am PDT #3618 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

billytea in Natter, 'cause context is for wussies:

From this, I think, we learn two things:

1. Red deer have absolutely no conception of foreplay.
2. The Wanking Iguanas would be an excellent name for a rock band.


DCJensen - Jun 10, 2003 7:45:22 pm PDT #3619 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Really need to grab all the PF COMMs and import them. Good stuff.


deborah grabien - Jun 10, 2003 8:07:48 pm PDT #3620 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(unluckily, as of this moment, PF is down.)