Megan E. in Atlantic Canadian:
this new Buffyless reality sucks. Can we trade it for the world without shrimp?
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Megan E. in Atlantic Canadian:
this new Buffyless reality sucks. Can we trade it for the world without shrimp?
Emmett is the topic of discussion in Bitches...
Hec:
his nurturing instincts only seem to come out over money and pointy objects
Fay:
blinks
Hec, mate - I think there's every possibility that you've created a vengeance demon.
erikaj, also in Bitches:
The last time I got paid for writing....it was like $125. I wanted to get it all in quarters and roll around in it, but I would have felt like a Very Bad Lefty if I'd done it. Also, the whole insanity thing.
Zeusgirl in Angel:
>I want a show where Giles visits, and when he bumps into Lilah in the lobby, both their heads fall off.
Allyson:
No friggin' cilantro fucking with my zen.
In Literary:
Jim: For future reference: Berkoff is, in technical terms, a pretentious, self-important, self-aggrandizing, posturing, wife-beating, vacuous cunt of the highest order, who's highest acheivement as an actor, writer or director was his performance as the baddie in under The Cherry Moon.
DXMachina: So, you're a fan, then?
Jim: I hate Berkoff, both professionally and personally. I think he should be thrown off a cliff.
Angus G: I quite agree. He seems to come out to Australia quite a lot; maybe he can find more gullible punters here.
Calli: Or a worthwhile selection of cliffs.
Plei, in Spoilers (can you tell that's mostly what I read?), whitefont is spoilery for S5 Angel:
(Plants grumpy haggis eating cannon fodder monkey ass down in the "THANK GOODNESS CC IS LEAVING!!!" camp. Also in the CordyNAngle4NEVAH!!!1! camp.)
(My ass is large. It might need a third camp.)
In Bitches:
Erin G: I have friends coming over everyday to feed and shoot the cat, so I don't want the place to be too hard to navigate.
ita: Every day? Their aim must suck.
Cindy, in Angel:
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In Bitches:
Jess PMoon:
Damn those Montgomerys and their penchant for county-founding.
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And the Bitch Husband Show:
Aimee:
It's totally been one of those days. And will continue to be so when I get home. 6 weeks worth of laundry...
Pete:
Blimey. If any of those items are MM's smalls, I fear a strange Cthuthloid underware monster incident.
It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
Elena's Husband:
Nothing worse than getting caught with your tentacles hanging out...
Pete:
Or being caught with a Dagon...
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Elena in Bitchy Fic:
I was just compounding a dermatological and while I was carefully cleaning the thick, white cream from the shaft and head of the pestle - slowly exposing the hard, gleaming length - I realised that being around you guys has really changed the way I view the world.