Because context is for wussies:
'Ouise in Natter:
I was a woman without bagels, and so I wept. And then I found that I was also a woman without local strawberries and cherries, and I just. gave. up.
Nilly:
Ouise, cheer up! Soon you'll be a woman without a job!
Scrappy (in Spoilers, so whitey white white font):
DavidS:what would non-Vamp Spike do?
Scrappy:Me.
Madrigal in Angel, but spoilery for Buffy:
On the likely explanation for Sunnydale's disappearance:
It'll probably end up in the papers as, "Small financially struggling town tries to gain fame by having the largest cock-fighting pit in the US, but still comes in second to Sheboygan."
Megan E. in Atlantic Canadian:
this new Buffyless reality sucks. Can we trade it for the world without shrimp?
Emmett is the topic of discussion in Bitches...
Hec:
his nurturing instincts only seem to come out over money and pointy objects
Fay:
blinks
Hec, mate - I think there's every possibility that you've created a vengeance demon.
Zeusgirl in Angel:
>I want a show where Giles visits, and when he bumps into Lilah in the lobby, both their heads fall off.
Allyson:
No friggin' cilantro fucking with my zen.
In Literary:
Jim: For future reference: Berkoff is, in technical terms, a pretentious, self-important, self-aggrandizing, posturing, wife-beating, vacuous cunt of the highest order, who's highest acheivement as an actor, writer or director was his performance as the baddie in under The Cherry Moon.
DXMachina: So, you're a fan, then?
Jim: I hate Berkoff, both professionally and personally. I think he should be thrown off a cliff.
Angus G: I quite agree. He seems to come out to Australia quite a lot; maybe he can find more gullible punters here.
Calli: Or a worthwhile selection of cliffs.
Plei, in Spoilers (can you tell that's mostly what I read?), whitefont is spoilery for S5 Angel:
(Plants grumpy haggis eating cannon fodder monkey ass down in the "THANK GOODNESS CC IS LEAVING!!!" camp. Also in the CordyNAngle4NEVAH!!!1! camp.)
(My ass is large. It might need a third camp.)