Spike ,'Help'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Because context is for wussies:
'Ouise in Natter:
I was a woman without bagels, and so I wept. And then I found that I was also a woman without local strawberries and cherries, and I just. gave. up.
Nilly:
Ouise, cheer up! Soon you'll be a woman without a job!
Scrappy (in Spoilers, so whitey white white font):
DavidS:what would non-Vamp Spike do?
Scrappy:Me.
Madrigal in Angel, but spoilery for Buffy:
On the likely explanation for Sunnydale's disappearance:
It'll probably end up in the papers as, "Small financially struggling town tries to gain fame by having the largest cock-fighting pit in the US, but still comes in second to Sheboygan."
Megan E. in Atlantic Canadian:
this new Buffyless reality sucks. Can we trade it for the world without shrimp?
Emmett is the topic of discussion in Bitches...
Hec:
his nurturing instincts only seem to come out over money and pointy objects
Fay:
blinks
Hec, mate - I think there's every possibility that you've created a vengeance demon.
erikaj, also in Bitches:
The last time I got paid for writing....it was like $125. I wanted to get it all in quarters and roll around in it, but I would have felt like a Very Bad Lefty if I'd done it. Also, the whole insanity thing.
Zeusgirl in Angel:
>I want a show where Giles visits, and when he bumps into Lilah in the lobby, both their heads fall off.
Allyson:
No friggin' cilantro fucking with my zen.
In Literary:
Jim: For future reference: Berkoff is, in technical terms, a pretentious, self-important, self-aggrandizing, posturing, wife-beating, vacuous cunt of the highest order, who's highest acheivement as an actor, writer or director was his performance as the baddie in under The Cherry Moon.
DXMachina: So, you're a fan, then?
Jim: I hate Berkoff, both professionally and personally. I think he should be thrown off a cliff.
Angus G: I quite agree. He seems to come out to Australia quite a lot; maybe he can find more gullible punters here.
Calli: Or a worthwhile selection of cliffs.
Plei, in Spoilers (can you tell that's mostly what I read?), whitefont is spoilery for S5 Angel:
(Plants grumpy haggis eating cannon fodder monkey ass down in the "THANK GOODNESS CC IS LEAVING!!!" camp. Also in the CordyNAngle4NEVAH!!!1! camp.)
(My ass is large. It might need a third camp.)