The Green Eyed Monster rears its ugly head in Bureaucracy:
Cindy:
I'm jealous that the Brits have new Firefly. I'd like them warned, suspended, and banned, please.
Allyson:
Secondsies.
Brits. The Other Canadians.
I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
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§ ita § - May 25, 2003 2:07:47 pm PDT #3594 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Trudy Booth - May 25, 2003 2:50:55 pm PDT #3595 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Erin G: My cat lost a fang about a month ago, and it's given his mouth a lopsided, sardonic look. I feel like he's mocking me more than ever now.
scrappy - May 25, 2003 4:26:51 pm PDT #3596 of 10000
Nobody
Maytree, the wise.
Cat fanciers use strange terms to refer to cat features. Persians are supposed to have a "sweet" expression, and while I've met several genuinely sweet Persians, their expressions, to me, always look like "Help! I ran into the refrigerator door face first!" with a touch of "What's that nasty odor?" added in. And short-bodied cats are called "cobby," another word I don't get.
Burrell - May 25, 2003 9:47:16 pm PDT #3597 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Matt, discussing the randomness that was Nightcrawler's reaction to Storm:
See, now I'm flashing back to Nightcrawler's "so much anger!" to Storm and thinking it would have been funny if each person in that plane had a different extreme impression of her emotional state.
ROGUE: There, there, Storm, don't cry. It'll be all right.
BOBBY: If these guys scare you that much, we must really be in trouble!
JEAN GREY: This is no laughing matter, Ororo.
WOLVERINE: I'm flattered, and it's a tempting thought, but you know my heart belongs to Red there.
Theodosia - May 25, 2003 9:50:54 pm PDT #3598 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal, on the relative intelligence of Rogue in the first X-Men movie:
"Hmm, how should I wake up a large man with obvious PTSD and the ability to shoot claws from his hands from his nightmare? Whatever I do, I should stand as close as possible, and not think of something like switching on the lights." It's like she's got some dominant schmuck bait gene.
Dana - May 25, 2003 9:52:55 pm PDT #3599 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
MiracleMan, on the difficulties of meeting up with Buffistas you haven't met before:
I suppose we could just use a modified version of the old "Marco Polo" game...
MM/Aimee: "Buffista!"
NoiseDesign/Aurelia: "PORN!"
NoiseDesign - May 25, 2003 9:53:29 pm PDT #3600 of 10000
Our wings are not tired
MiracleMan discussing how to find unknown buffistas in a crowded place.
I suppose we could just use a modified version of the old "Marco Polo" game...
MM/Aimee: "Buffista!"
NoiseDesign/Aurelia: "PORN!"
eta
x-post...and a disturbingly alike x-post.
Oh, and SLUT!
Vortex - May 25, 2003 10:44:08 pm PDT #3601 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I keep thinking about a whale waking up after a drunken party to find his penis gone and...
Detachable Penis . . .
Cashmere - May 26, 2003 8:06:19 am PDT #3602 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Pete, the Husband of Reason in Bitches:
SLUT
Oh yes! Oh yes! Bwahhhahahahaaa!
Eh-hem. Sorry, odd slip in the usual calm British exterior there. Rather a spot of fortuitous timing though, what?
Nilly - May 26, 2003 8:52:41 am PDT #3603 of 10000
Swouncing
Sue, in Natter, on what UnAmericans can do on a USA holiday:
We Unamericans should stage a coup!!!! All the words shall be spelled with u's! Or should that be wourds?
[Edited to make Sue look crazy]