Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.

'Hell Bound'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cashmere - May 26, 2003 8:06:19 am PDT #3602 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Pete, the Husband of Reason in Bitches:

SLUT

Oh yes! Oh yes! Bwahhhahahahaaa!

Eh-hem. Sorry, odd slip in the usual calm British exterior there. Rather a spot of fortuitous timing though, what?


Nilly - May 26, 2003 8:52:41 am PDT #3603 of 10000
Swouncing

Sue, in Natter, on what UnAmericans can do on a USA holiday:

We Unamericans should stage a coup!!!! All the words shall be spelled with u's! Or should that be wourds?

[Edited to make Sue look crazy]


Sue - May 26, 2003 9:05:00 am PDT #3604 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Hey Nilly, can you fix the typo in the quote? Thanks!

Thanks for COMM'ing me too!


Sue - May 26, 2003 9:38:04 am PDT #3605 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Because context is for wussies:

'Ouise in Natter:

I was a woman without bagels, and so I wept. And then I found that I was also a woman without local strawberries and cherries, and I just. gave. up.

Nilly:

Ouise, cheer up! Soon you'll be a woman without a job!


erinaceous - May 26, 2003 9:53:37 am PDT #3606 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Scrappy (in Spoilers, so whitey white white font):

DavidS:what would non-Vamp Spike do?

Scrappy:Me.


Katie M - May 26, 2003 3:13:01 pm PDT #3607 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Madrigal in Angel, but spoilery for Buffy:

On the likely explanation for Sunnydale's disappearance:

It'll probably end up in the papers as, "Small financially struggling town tries to gain fame by having the largest cock-fighting pit in the US, but still comes in second to Sheboygan."


sj - May 26, 2003 5:33:27 pm PDT #3608 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Megan E. in Atlantic Canadian:

this new Buffyless reality sucks. Can we trade it for the world without shrimp?


Cindy - May 26, 2003 7:15:26 pm PDT #3609 of 10000
Nobody

Emmett is the topic of discussion in Bitches...

Hec:

his nurturing instincts only seem to come out over money and pointy objects

Fay:

blinks

Hec, mate - I think there's every possibility that you've created a vengeance demon.


Theodosia - May 26, 2003 10:34:09 pm PDT #3610 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erikaj, also in Bitches:

The last time I got paid for writing....it was like $125. I wanted to get it all in quarters and roll around in it, but I would have felt like a Very Bad Lefty if I'd done it. Also, the whole insanity thing.


sj - May 27, 2003 12:47:44 am PDT #3611 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Zeusgirl in Angel:

>I want a show where Giles visits, and when he bumps into Lilah in the lobby, both their heads fall off.