and this would be good because...why?
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Deena - Apr 11, 2003 3:05:48 pm PDT #3238 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
amyth - Apr 11, 2003 3:06:30 pm PDT #3239 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Yeah, but context makes me look a little less ... odd.
What, like you're obsessed with second helpings of bread, Christianity and multiple orgasms?
Cindy - Apr 11, 2003 3:07:16 pm PDT #3240 of 10000
Nobody
Or we can collectively pretend I have a headcold.
Sorry. By allergies have meen actig ub.
Kathy A - Apr 11, 2003 7:30:11 pm PDT #3241 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Noise Design in Natter re: the non-showing of Bull Durham at the Baseball Hall of Fame:
Didn't you get the memo? Views are unpatriotic. We must now sacrifice what this country stands for in order to defend what this country stands for. I don't think logic is supposed to make me feel dizzy. Does anyone have the logic-dramamine?
Nutty - Apr 11, 2003 9:40:25 pm PDT #3242 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Paul, helping to build a better board:
(yes, I'm going to be writing PHP code during the day of the Passion and Death of Our Lord Jesus!!!)
Jon B. - Apr 12, 2003 12:00:08 am PDT #3243 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Note that Paul lives in Spain where that stuff is taken very seriously.
Cindy - Apr 12, 2003 11:57:59 am PDT #3244 of 10000
Nobody
In Bitches...
Hec:
Btw, Teppy I sent your package out today.
Teppy:
Yippee! You're SWELL.
Hec:
To give credit where it's due, probably more than half the stuff in there came from JZ.
Teppy:
You're half swell then.
Hec:
The swelling is going down.
Cindy - Apr 12, 2003 11:59:36 am PDT #3245 of 10000
Nobody
From Bitches, in which we have fun at home with the Marcontells (the "ME" is Plei)
Me: I'm bored.
Paul: You could clean the house! off my look You could clean the Ohm!
Me: Did that. (I gave one cat a bath, well, a shower two days ago)
Paul: You could give the Mo a bath!
Me: Honey? You know how Warren looked when Willow was done with him? Mo would flay me. First she'd get all black eyed, suck all the words out of the books, her ginger spots would get black, and then she'd flay me.
Paul: No, if Momo sucked the words out of our books, she'd either try to make passionate love to you, or program a computer. Possibly both.
Sad thing is, given the word counts of porn/programming, he's probably right.
He also just now looked at the Mo and said in his best Minnie Driver voice to keep her off his lap "You don't get to have me!"
I think our relationship with our cat is... off.
Jessica - Apr 12, 2003 4:17:27 pm PDT #3246 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Angel, off-topic:
Maysa:I think Aphrodite or Ishtar used to bathe in a special river every night that restored their virginity to them continually.
Cindy:If you are NGA for long enough, I hear it happens without the bath. Also, if you are without a bath for long enough...but I digress.
amyth - Apr 12, 2003 4:37:10 pm PDT #3247 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
In Angel, continuing on those same lines:
Burrell: As for reclaiming one's virginity, why on earth would one want to do that? I mean, sure I miss the napping with unicorns bit, but the whole dodging the villagers looking for someone to sacrifice to the dragon part? NSM.
ita: Why does one want to restore one's virginity, as a general rule? I mean one might want to restore one's virginity wrt seeing Ishtar but that's as much as I can grok.