ita: Hurry up, summer! I need a tan to cover my bruises!
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Steph L: you have to understand me and peanut butter; I cannot keep it in the house because I will eat it with a spoon and go through a jar in 3 days, which is why I am not slender
Cheerios (What? I'm catching up!)
ita: You can't vote before you propose, Victor.
P.M. Marcontell: Victor can't propose! He's already married.
victor infante: But... but... I'm an anarchist! That's the whole point!
thessaly: To marriage? Most certainly. ;)
amych in BBaBB, expressing what most (if not all) of us feel:
throws flowers(no, not quite right)throws kisses(not that either)throws knives(well, that was a little suicidal) throws self at ita's feet.
Yes. That's the one.
Madrigal, reminiscing about Buffy episodes past:
I wanted more about the Knights. I wanted the scene where the head guys went to high school job fairs and isolated the seniors with the best foreheads. They'd give them free doughnuts and answer all questions with, "The key is the link, the link must be severed, such is the will of God," until they'd gotten at least ten people signed up.
Theodosia in Natter (The context is Madrigal's question about The Presidents of the United States actually being the presidents of the United States):
Don't forget Jello Biafra, who would add a Vaclav Havel-like ambiance to the White House.
Dana to ita in Angel:
My "VK is hot" boat has already sailed, ita, and you're just a leetle tiny figure, waving at me impotently from the "I'm on Crack" dock.
Please don't hurt me.
Back in Angel on WX, non-spoilery.
Jessica - And really, wouldn't you want your minions dressed as dorkily as possible so that your own supersexy Evil clothes looked that much better?
Kristen - So the relationship between an evil overlord and their minions is much like a bride and her bridesmaids.
PMM - Yeah, pretty much.
Jessica - (This would be the part in the BtVS ep where Anya points out that there really is a Bridezilla...)
Kristen - So teal taffeta truly is an instrument of the devil. I always suspected that.
Because it's soooo needed in these trying times.
bitterchick: I want a retroactive apology from everyone who mocked NSYNC's Bee Gees Grammy tribute.
Perkins: Dude, I didn't even see it, and I still want to mock it. Can I, if I apologize first?
Jess PMoon (in Spoilers but not a spoiler), bemoans the horror that is her life:
You know what the kicker is? I won't get to see the finale for two weeks after it airs. We're gonna be in freaking England on freaking vacation. (And yes, my diamond shoes are a little tight now that you mention it.)