Paul, helping to build a better board:
(yes, I'm going to be writing PHP code during the day of the Passion and Death of Our Lord Jesus!!!)
Wash: I'm not leaving her side, Mal. Don't ask me again. Mal: I wasn't asking. I was telling.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty - Apr 11, 2003 9:40:25 pm PDT #3242 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Jon B. - Apr 12, 2003 12:00:08 am PDT #3243 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Note that Paul lives in Spain where that stuff is taken very seriously.
Cindy - Apr 12, 2003 11:57:59 am PDT #3244 of 10000
Nobody
In Bitches...
Hec:
Btw, Teppy I sent your package out today.
Teppy:
Yippee! You're SWELL.
Hec:
To give credit where it's due, probably more than half the stuff in there came from JZ.
Teppy:
You're half swell then.
Hec:
The swelling is going down.
Cindy - Apr 12, 2003 11:59:36 am PDT #3245 of 10000
Nobody
From Bitches, in which we have fun at home with the Marcontells (the "ME" is Plei)
Me: I'm bored.
Paul: You could clean the house! off my look You could clean the Ohm!
Me: Did that. (I gave one cat a bath, well, a shower two days ago)
Paul: You could give the Mo a bath!
Me: Honey? You know how Warren looked when Willow was done with him? Mo would flay me. First she'd get all black eyed, suck all the words out of the books, her ginger spots would get black, and then she'd flay me.
Paul: No, if Momo sucked the words out of our books, she'd either try to make passionate love to you, or program a computer. Possibly both.
Sad thing is, given the word counts of porn/programming, he's probably right.
He also just now looked at the Mo and said in his best Minnie Driver voice to keep her off his lap "You don't get to have me!"
I think our relationship with our cat is... off.
Jessica - Apr 12, 2003 4:17:27 pm PDT #3246 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Angel, off-topic:
Maysa:I think Aphrodite or Ishtar used to bathe in a special river every night that restored their virginity to them continually.
Cindy:If you are NGA for long enough, I hear it happens without the bath. Also, if you are without a bath for long enough...but I digress.
amyth - Apr 12, 2003 4:37:10 pm PDT #3247 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
In Angel, continuing on those same lines:
Burrell: As for reclaiming one's virginity, why on earth would one want to do that? I mean, sure I miss the napping with unicorns bit, but the whole dodging the villagers looking for someone to sacrifice to the dragon part? NSM.
ita: Why does one want to restore one's virginity, as a general rule? I mean one might want to restore one's virginity wrt seeing Ishtar but that's as much as I can grok.
Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2003 11:32:38 pm PDT #3248 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ita: Hurry up, summer! I need a tan to cover my bruises!
Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2003 11:52:24 pm PDT #3249 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L: you have to understand me and peanut butter; I cannot keep it in the house because I will eat it with a spoon and go through a jar in 3 days, which is why I am not slender
Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2003 12:27:25 am PDT #3250 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cheerios (What? I'm catching up!)
ita: You can't vote before you propose, Victor.
P.M. Marcontell: Victor can't propose! He's already married.
victor infante: But... but... I'm an anarchist! That's the whole point!
thessaly: To marriage? Most certainly. ;)
Nilly - Apr 13, 2003 2:10:07 am PDT #3251 of 10000
Swouncing
amych in BBaBB, expressing what most (if not all) of us feel:
throws flowers(no, not quite right)throws kisses(not that either)throws knives(well, that was a little suicidal) throws self at ita's feet.
Yes. That's the one.