From Bitches, in which we have fun at home with the Marcontells (the "ME" is Plei)
Me: I'm bored.
Paul: You could clean the house! off my look You could clean the Ohm!
Me: Did that. (I gave one cat a bath, well, a shower two days ago)
Paul: You could give the Mo a bath!
Me: Honey? You know how Warren looked when Willow was done with him? Mo would flay me. First she'd get all black eyed, suck all the words out of the books, her ginger spots would get black, and then she'd flay me.
Paul: No, if Momo sucked the words out of our books, she'd either try to make passionate love to you, or program a computer. Possibly both.
Sad thing is, given the word counts of porn/programming, he's probably right.
He also just now looked at the Mo and said in his best Minnie Driver voice to keep her off his lap "You don't get to have me!"
I think our relationship with our cat is... off.
In Angel, continuing on those same lines:
Burrell: As for reclaiming one's virginity, why on earth would one want to do that? I mean, sure I miss the napping with unicorns bit, but the whole dodging the villagers looking for someone to sacrifice to the dragon part? NSM.
ita: Why does one want to restore one's virginity, as a general rule? I mean one might want to restore one's virginity wrt seeing Ishtar but that's as much as I can grok.
ita:
Hurry up, summer! I need a tan to cover my bruises!
Steph L:
you have to understand me and peanut butter; I cannot keep it in the house because I will eat it with a spoon and go through a jar in 3 days, which is why I am not slender
Cheerios
(What? I'm catching up!)
ita:
You can't vote before you propose, Victor.
P.M. Marcontell:
Victor can't propose! He's already married.
victor infante:
But... but... I'm an anarchist! That's the whole point!
thessaly:
To marriage? Most certainly. ;)
amych in BBaBB, expressing what most (if not all) of us feel:
throws flowers (no, not quite right) throws kisses (not that either) throws knives (well, that was a little suicidal) throws self at ita's feet.
Yes. That's the one.
Madrigal, reminiscing about Buffy episodes past:
I wanted more about the Knights. I wanted the scene where the head guys went to high school job fairs and isolated the seniors with the best foreheads. They'd give them free doughnuts and answer all questions with, "The key is the link, the link must be severed, such is the will of God," until they'd gotten at least ten people signed up.
Theodosia in Natter (The context is Madrigal's question about The Presidents of the United States actually being the presidents of the United States):
Don't forget Jello Biafra, who would add a Vaclav Havel-like ambiance to the White House.
