Anya ,'Showtime'
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Noise Design in Natter re: the non-showing of Bull Durham at the Baseball Hall of Fame:
Didn't you get the memo? Views are unpatriotic. We must now sacrifice what this country stands for in order to defend what this country stands for. I don't think logic is supposed to make me feel dizzy. Does anyone have the logic-dramamine?
Paul, helping to build a better board:
(yes, I'm going to be writing PHP code during the day of the Passion and Death of Our Lord Jesus!!!)
Note that Paul lives in Spain where that stuff is taken very seriously.
In Bitches...
Hec:
Btw, Teppy I sent your package out today.
Teppy:
Yippee! You're SWELL.
Hec:
To give credit where it's due, probably more than half the stuff in there came from JZ.
Teppy:
You're half swell then.
Hec:
The swelling is going down.
From Bitches, in which we have fun at home with the Marcontells (the "ME" is Plei)
Me: I'm bored.
Paul: You could clean the house! off my look You could clean the Ohm!
Me: Did that. (I gave one cat a bath, well, a shower two days ago)
Paul: You could give the Mo a bath!
Me: Honey? You know how Warren looked when Willow was done with him? Mo would flay me. First she'd get all black eyed, suck all the words out of the books, her ginger spots would get black, and then she'd flay me.
Paul: No, if Momo sucked the words out of our books, she'd either try to make passionate love to you, or program a computer. Possibly both.
Sad thing is, given the word counts of porn/programming, he's probably right.
He also just now looked at the Mo and said in his best Minnie Driver voice to keep her off his lap "You don't get to have me!"
I think our relationship with our cat is... off.
In Angel, off-topic:
Maysa:I think Aphrodite or Ishtar used to bathe in a special river every night that restored their virginity to them continually.
Cindy:If you are NGA for long enough, I hear it happens without the bath. Also, if you are without a bath for long enough...but I digress.
In Angel, continuing on those same lines:
Burrell: As for reclaiming one's virginity, why on earth would one want to do that? I mean, sure I miss the napping with unicorns bit, but the whole dodging the villagers looking for someone to sacrifice to the dragon part? NSM.
ita: Why does one want to restore one's virginity, as a general rule? I mean one might want to restore one's virginity wrt seeing Ishtar but that's as much as I can grok.
ita: Hurry up, summer! I need a tan to cover my bruises!
Steph L: you have to understand me and peanut butter; I cannot keep it in the house because I will eat it with a spoon and go through a jar in 3 days, which is why I am not slender
Cheerios (What? I'm catching up!)
ita: You can't vote before you propose, Victor.
P.M. Marcontell: Victor can't propose! He's already married.
victor infante: But... but... I'm an anarchist! That's the whole point!
thessaly: To marriage? Most certainly. ;)