I told smonster about this, and she said it should be COMM'ed, but she won't go into Spoilers herself to do it, because she's one of those pure-hearted-unicorn-bait-virgin-goombas, as Plei would say. (With love!)

From Spoilers, which I can't imagine could possibly be spoilery.

PMM: I just like the mental image of Hairloaf in micromini chasing Lindsey.

amyth: Yer freakin' me out, Plei.

DavidS: You realize that her brain is where the ghosts of Baudelaire and Poe go for cheap thrills.

PMM: Yeah, cause they're ALL about DB in women's clothing running after CK.

Ooo! And he could wear a Portia De Rossi wig!

From Natter:

Burrell

The idea of Scalia having to come to terms with terms like "sodomy" is kinda cracking me up.

and Penny B

Hey, maybe some buffista in the area could run up to him and yell, "Sodomy! Intercourse! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!"

That would teach him!

retreating to own little world where something I do might matter.

Raquel in Natter:

One of my friends asked me today what otaku means in Japanese, and I replied, "Buffista." Then I had to explain both.

connie neil, not really being too spoilery in Angel:

Anyway. I do not know what it is, but the sound of a shotgun being cocked and knowing Wes is holding it and looking both scruffy and debonair ... gah, it makes me feel like I should be joining either the NRA or Brits Anonymous or something.

beth b in Natter:

I listened to Fresh Air for a bit today. I really can't believe that our strategy was based on Iraqi rebellion. Or that there wasn't a backup plan. I don't know , maybe I overplan, but I usually have a backup plan for dinner.

In Natter ...

NoiseDesign:

I should probably send in some pictures to the gallery...I think I've got some from our Trashy Lingerie Party a few months back...nothing like a pale hairy irishman in fishnets and red lace hotpants...

Emily:

You'd think so, but actually? Many many things like it. I mean, dark hairless Australian holding up a fish with a sunburned posterior? Oddly similar.

Because she was practically begging for it. In Buffy. Not spoilery.

Madrigal: My mum says I'm well hung.

In Natter, with immediate duality of responses:

Theodosia: What once were vices are now just habits.
katefate: Ain't it grand?
juliana: And it's beautiful!

Bitterchick, in Spoilers, not spoilery

Friends don't let friends snark poorly.

In Natter:

Jesse: So, who wants to write this report for me? Because I surely don't want to do it.
katefate: Jesse, just use random posts from Natter for your report. It's not like anyone reads them or anything, is it?
Jess PMoon: Or better yet, Buff Dive for it!