Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
Jesse: So, who wants to write this report for me? Because I surely don't want to do it.
katefate: Jesse, just use random posts from Natter for your report. It's not like anyone reads them or anything, is it?
Jess PMoon: Or better yet, Buff Dive for it!
Anne W. in Bitches:
I'm sure you can all guess what I thought when I got spam telling me I could "slash my credit-card payments!"
VISaNMsaterCard4EVAH!!!!!1!
NoiseDesign in Natter:
I read 'Surely You're Joking' in High School...I think I just dated myself, and not in the dinner, movie, and backseat kinda way.
Emily, in Bitches:
I'm so. fucking. tired. of Midsummer Night's Dream. Oh Pyramus! Oh Thisbe! Oh lord, what fools these shut the fuck up, you stupid smug little fairy!
Has this already been COMMed? And if not, why not?
In Natter...
Sophia: It sounds like cunnilingus is also illegal.
Aimee: And the way some people do it, it should be.
Emily
It's similar to how the homeless, the mentally ill, the developmentally disabled, and the elderly have a special insight and an inner serenity. Personally, when I need life counselling, I just wander over to the Mental Health Center and walk through the halls, absorbing the wisdom.
Nutty on the virtues of Chocolate Cadbury Cream Eggs
I still don't believe they come out of a male rabbit's butt, but the results do get my approval.
sarameg in reaction to 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis':
OK, no idea but I read it as a wheezy exploding micro-zit condition.
I struggled hard for a B in high school bio, yes I did.
FayJay, on personality quirks and teaching young children
It's like I found the right cookie dough cutter shape for my freaky-shaped cookie self, and I can point at the cookie cutter when people are looking at me askance and they're all " Oh, she's a Primary teacher. Okay."
Deena:
I now have giggling whiplash. It's a medical term.
My current passioante affair with M*A*S*H fandom may be clouding my view of the funniness of this. Still, COMM, wherein the C stands for peppermint tea.