Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jon B. - Mar 27, 2003 7:58:10 am PST #3147 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Because she was practically begging for it. In Buffy. Not spoilery.

Madrigal: My mum says I'm well hung.


Nilly - Mar 27, 2003 9:41:07 am PST #3148 of 10000
Swouncing

In Natter, with immediate duality of responses:

Theodosia: What once were vices are now just habits.
katefate: Ain't it grand?
juliana: And it's beautiful!


Dori - Mar 27, 2003 9:43:14 am PST #3149 of 10000
Pretty angsty boys make everything better.

Bitterchick, in Spoilers, not spoilery

Friends don't let friends snark poorly.


Nilly - Mar 27, 2003 10:09:35 am PST #3150 of 10000
Swouncing

In Natter:

Jesse: So, who wants to write this report for me? Because I surely don't want to do it.
katefate: Jesse, just use random posts from Natter for your report. It's not like anyone reads them or anything, is it?
Jess PMoon: Or better yet, Buff Dive for it!


katefate - Mar 27, 2003 10:15:26 am PST #3151 of 10000
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Anne W. in Bitches:

I'm sure you can all guess what I thought when I got spam telling me I could "slash my credit-card payments!"

VISaNMsaterCard4EVAH!!!!!1!


Nilly - Mar 27, 2003 2:42:15 pm PST #3152 of 10000
Swouncing

NoiseDesign in Natter:

I read 'Surely You're Joking' in High School...I think I just dated myself, and not in the dinner, movie, and backseat kinda way.


juliana - Mar 27, 2003 4:59:02 pm PST #3153 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Emily, in Bitches:

I'm so. fucking. tired. of Midsummer Night's Dream. Oh Pyramus! Oh Thisbe! Oh lord, what fools these shut the fuck up, you stupid smug little fairy!


Steph L. - Mar 27, 2003 8:09:02 pm PST #3154 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Has this already been COMMed? And if not, why not?

In Natter...

Sophia: It sounds like cunnilingus is also illegal.

Aimee: And the way some people do it, it should be.


bon bon - Mar 27, 2003 11:11:44 pm PST #3155 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Emily

It's similar to how the homeless, the mentally ill, the developmentally disabled, and the elderly have a special insight and an inner serenity. Personally, when I need life counselling, I just wander over to the Mental Health Center and walk through the halls, absorbing the wisdom.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2003 8:33:59 am PST #3156 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nutty on the virtues of Chocolate Cadbury Cream Eggs

I still don't believe they come out of a male rabbit's butt, but the results do get my approval.