Anne W. in Bitches:
I'm sure you can all guess what I thought when I got spam telling me I could "slash my credit-card payments!"
VISaNMsaterCard4EVAH!!!!!1!
You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!
Spike ,'Smile Time'
Coffee On My Monitor
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katefate - Mar 27, 2003 10:15:26 am PST #3151 of 10000
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove
Nilly - Mar 27, 2003 2:42:15 pm PST #3152 of 10000
Swouncing
NoiseDesign in Natter:
I read 'Surely You're Joking' in High School...I think I just dated myself, and not in the dinner, movie, and backseat kinda way.
juliana - Mar 27, 2003 4:59:02 pm PST #3153 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Emily, in Bitches:
I'm so. fucking. tired. of Midsummer Night's Dream. Oh Pyramus! Oh Thisbe! Oh lord, what fools these shut the fuck up, you stupid smug little fairy!
Steph L. - Mar 27, 2003 8:09:02 pm PST #3154 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Has this already been COMMed? And if not, why not?
In Natter...
Sophia: It sounds like cunnilingus is also illegal.
Aimee: And the way some people do it, it should be.
bon bon - Mar 27, 2003 11:11:44 pm PST #3155 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Emily
It's similar to how the homeless, the mentally ill, the developmentally disabled, and the elderly have a special insight and an inner serenity. Personally, when I need life counselling, I just wander over to the Mental Health Center and walk through the halls, absorbing the wisdom.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2003 8:33:59 am PST #3156 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nutty on the virtues of Chocolate Cadbury Cream Eggs
I still don't believe they come out of a male rabbit's butt, but the results do get my approval.
Theodosia - Mar 28, 2003 8:55:11 am PST #3157 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
sarameg in reaction to 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis':
OK, no idea but I read it as a wheezy exploding micro-zit condition.
I struggled hard for a B in high school bio, yes I did.
smonster - Mar 28, 2003 1:16:29 pm PST #3158 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
FayJay, on personality quirks and teaching young children
It's like I found the right cookie dough cutter shape for my freaky-shaped cookie self, and I can point at the cookie cutter when people are looking at me askance and they're all " Oh, she's a Primary teacher. Okay."
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 28, 2003 1:19:48 pm PST #3159 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Deena:
I now have giggling whiplash. It's a medical term.
My current passioante affair with M*A*S*H fandom may be clouding my view of the funniness of this. Still, COMM, wherein the C stands for peppermint tea.
Java cat - Mar 28, 2003 3:03:04 pm PST #3160 of 10000
Not javachik
Liese: I just drove 2 and a half hours to get to a decent bookstore and I Didn't. Buy. Anything.
Most of the problem was trying to work out how I would approach the information desk about Douglas Adams' posthumous book.
"Excuse me, but I can't find the Salmon of Doubt."
"Pardon me, but do you have the Salmon of Doubt?"
"Where do you keep your Salmon of Doubt?"
Michele T: Paul Rudnick once said that his dearest hope was to hear someone ask at an information desk for his first novel. "Excuse me, do you have Paul Rudnick's Social Disease? "
Shawn: Not literary, but this is part of the reason I don't have a copy of a CD I've been looking for called "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By."