Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cindy - Mar 26, 2003 3:23:29 pm PST #3140 of 10000
Nobody

On killing the Buffy thread (in Buffy) - context would be spoilery, so you'll get none here...

Wolfram

We killed the Buffy thread.

Dana

It'll come back to life. Trust me.

Wolfram

It always does.

amych

It'll come back to life.

All it takes is an urn of Osiris and a little bit of critter blood...

Penny B.

chanting in very bad Latin

Narrator

Wow, snakes are coming out of Penny B.'s mouth.

Very strange.

P.M. Marcontell

SHOOT!

Did we remember to dig up the grave?

I bet the thread is clawing its own way out.

connie neil

I've got the mercurochrome and bandages!

Perkins

yeah, but I bet it comes back bitter and alienated.

sumi

Who's prepared to stake it, if it comes back wrong?

Laura

It may come back wanting to boink the undead.

Jess M.

And really, who wouldn't?

KevinK

And have hallucinations about how it's a normal thread

Narrator (S7 spoilery)

*And it will give speeches to all the other threads. Long, boring "inspirational" speeches. *

Penny B.

Did we remember to dig up the grave? (--Plei)

D'oh!


amyth - Mar 26, 2003 3:26:36 pm PST #3141 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I told smonster about this, and she said it should be COMM'ed, but she won't go into Spoilers herself to do it, because she's one of those pure-hearted-unicorn-bait-virgin-goombas, as Plei would say. (With love!)

From Spoilers, which I can't imagine could possibly be spoilery.

PMM: I just like the mental image of Hairloaf in micromini chasing Lindsey.

amyth: Yer freakin' me out, Plei.

DavidS: You realize that her brain is where the ghosts of Baudelaire and Poe go for cheap thrills.

PMM: Yeah, cause they're ALL about DB in women's clothing running after CK.

Ooo! And he could wear a Portia De Rossi wig!


Cashmere - Mar 26, 2003 8:12:49 pm PST #3142 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

From Natter:

Burrell

The idea of Scalia having to come to terms with terms like "sodomy" is kinda cracking me up.

and Penny B

Hey, maybe some buffista in the area could run up to him and yell, "Sodomy! Intercourse! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!"

That would teach him!

retreating to own little world where something I do might matter.


erinaceous - Mar 26, 2003 9:21:19 pm PST #3143 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Raquel in Natter:

One of my friends asked me today what otaku means in Japanese, and I replied, "Buffista." Then I had to explain both.


Theodosia - Mar 26, 2003 9:45:14 pm PST #3144 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

connie neil, not really being too spoilery in Angel:

Anyway. I do not know what it is, but the sound of a shotgun being cocked and knowing Wes is holding it and looking both scruffy and debonair ... gah, it makes me feel like I should be joining either the NRA or Brits Anonymous or something.


Theodosia - Mar 26, 2003 10:03:13 pm PST #3145 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

beth b in Natter:

I listened to Fresh Air for a bit today. I really can't believe that our strategy was based on Iraqi rebellion. Or that there wasn't a backup plan. I don't know , maybe I overplan, but I usually have a backup plan for dinner.


Connie Neil - Mar 26, 2003 10:40:09 pm PST #3146 of 10000
brillig

In Natter ...

NoiseDesign:

I should probably send in some pictures to the gallery...I think I've got some from our Trashy Lingerie Party a few months back...nothing like a pale hairy irishman in fishnets and red lace hotpants...

Emily:

You'd think so, but actually? Many many things like it. I mean, dark hairless Australian holding up a fish with a sunburned posterior? Oddly similar.


Jon B. - Mar 27, 2003 7:58:10 am PST #3147 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Because she was practically begging for it. In Buffy. Not spoilery.

Madrigal: My mum says I'm well hung.


Nilly - Mar 27, 2003 9:41:07 am PST #3148 of 10000
Swouncing

In Natter, with immediate duality of responses:

Theodosia: What once were vices are now just habits.
katefate: Ain't it grand?
juliana: And it's beautiful!


Dori - Mar 27, 2003 9:43:14 am PST #3149 of 10000
Pretty angsty boys make everything better.

Bitterchick, in Spoilers, not spoilery

Friends don't let friends snark poorly.