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Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 1:41:05 am PST #3113 of 10000
Swouncing

In Holli "Coffee On My Monitor" Mar 24, 2003 4:09:33 pm EST the second quote:

Aw, Ling Mao, finding a Hollywood insider against the war is like finding a confused teenager.

is by Caroma (from Caroma "Buffista Movies 1: Go Monkey. Choose Monkey." Mar 23, 2003 10:27:30 pm EST)

[Edited for link]

Calli - Mar 25, 2003 6:38:01 am PST #3114 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Bitches:

Emily - I only needed a tiny bit of unconditional love and support. . . . I'm like a dromedary in that respect. An urban coyote dromedary. Because I'm water-retaining, but edgy.

Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 9:53:42 am PST #3115 of 10000
Swouncing

msbelle channeling Rio in Natter:

CAPS APPROPRAITE COMMENTS TO YOU ALL!!!

[Edit: 3+1+1=5]

Nutty - Mar 25, 2003 9:55:54 am PST #3116 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

context-free Natter:

flea: I doubt Ru Paul would have sex with George Bush. He seems a little more picky than that.

Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 10:01:09 am PST #3117 of 10000
Swouncing

From "The Great Write Way":

Deena: I love you! will you autograph my baby?
deborah grabien: BWAH! Hell, my own's got a really nice tat on her lower back....

Madrigal Costello - Mar 25, 2003 10:03:01 am PST #3118 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Miracleman

Me to Aimee, on Catherine-Zeta Jones:

"You know Michael Douglas is leaning over to whoever is sitting next to him, nudging them while pointing and saying 'Yeah, I porked her.'"

DXMachina - Mar 25, 2003 11:29:28 am PST #3119 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Jess PMoon , in Bitches:

(Incidentally, image googling "muffin" brings up nothing but pictures of people's cats.)

erikaj - Mar 25, 2003 11:59:49 am PST #3120 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

In Bitches, just a great image: Burrell: Send Tep our best, Hec.
Hec: And how would I fit ita in a Fed Ex box? And what would Teppy do with our best ita in the hospital? Sic her on the hospital staff for rudeness, probably. Absolutely deserved, I'm sure, but then the beds will fill up with cranky mangled receptionists.Edited to credit the right Bitch.

Jessica - Mar 25, 2003 12:11:26 pm PST #3121 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

FayJay, in Bitches:

See, I know you folks mean trousers when you say pants. I know it. I've known it for many many many long years. And yet still I get the reflex moment of cognitive dissonance, and giggle like Beavis and Butthead. 'Cause I'm imagining Sean, whose pants are his purse, going shopping and having conversations like this.

Shop Assistant: That's $56.99, sir.

Sean: I don't carry cash. (unzipping, with a lascivious grin) Do you take cock?

Shop Assistant: That'll do nicely sir.

Takes "Customer Service" to a whole new level.

andrea l. - Mar 25, 2003 12:43:35 pm PST #3122 of 10000

In Angel:

Gandalfe: The Shaman is Windows, Willow is Linux. The Powers That Be are Unix. Clem is Mac.

Wolfram: The FE is Microsoft. Wait, that's not really an analogy.

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